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AWESOME SAUCE!

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-What's happenin', forum? I am back motherf--kers! And I'm excited. I got all my camera equipment here. I got my Watchmen wallpaper here. So what better time to show you bastards a video of a corgi doing a belly-flop? (corgi barking) I know, it's like the cutest thing you've ever seen. Like ever, like ever. Like eva eva? Yeah. Now corgi doing a belly-flop got almost a million views in a week. Can you believe that? I mean, corgis look kinda funny anyway with their fat little bodies and their stumpy legs. But this particular one is so ambicious. He must have gotten a good three or four inches of air there. Gonna have to start calling him Corgi Bryant, 'cause he can get air. Now this next video's gonna piss some of you off but I can't really avoid talking about it. It literally got over 7 million views in a week and it's just this dumb footage of Justin Bieber onstage getting hit upside the head with a waterbottle. -Yeah, I just wanted to see everybody 'cause I love you guys, but... Oww. That didn't feel good. I don't know why she just threw that at me. -Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sure some of you were like: "Dude, why are you even talking about this?" And some of your were like: "Why did they just throw a waterbottle at Greyson Chance?" Okay, here's the deal The video is kind of stupid. It's not that interesting. Bieber doesn't even get hit that hard. And he actually plays it off pretty well. But let's be honest here, the only reason it's popular is because of him. If that were Weird Al onstage, getting pegged upside the head, none of you would give a s--t. But unfortunately you do care and like assloads of you sent this video to me and now I got to make a dumb joke about it like: Oh, Justin Bieber got hit with by a water bottle? Too bad he don't get hit with puberty! Boo-yow! No, I'm kidding. I honestly don't have a problem with Justin Bieber or his music. But I really don't think this video should've gotten 7 million views. Hit upside the head with a waterbottle. Call me when Justin Bieber gets hit upside the head with a cinder block, then we'll talk about 7 million views. All right, last video. It's not so much funny as it is interesting. So, there's this dude riding his bike here and filming of course, which we all know means something awesome is about to happen. -Oh! (groans) You all right? -Yeah, I think you're going the wrong way. -And you're not using the crosswalk. -You're right. -Carry on. -Wait, what the f--k just happened? You were both breaking the law so you get up and you're just like, oh, okay... I don't know if you guys saw, but he kind of knocked the piss out of that man. And I swear to you, that's not just some man in a suit. That's the guy from the Six Flags commercial. Don't be a puss, Six Flags Guy. Get up and cuss the dude out. -He wasn't using the crosswalk, cancels out. It's okay, keep walking. -Oh, I get it, so you were both in the wrong so it cancels out. Now, I don't know the laws in that area, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to run over the f--king Six Flags guy. Oh, but it's fine. Because maybe the biker dude is from DisneyLand, and now Six Flags Guy's gonna have to go on his bike and run over Mickey Mouse. You know, 'cause it cancels out. Running over the damn Six Flags Guy. What has this world coming to? No, I'm actually kidding. I really like the video, I thought it was funny, and it's good to be back. Which isn't really a joke, but I'm short, so you see? So, it cancels out. But you know what's never canceled out? The comment question of the day with comes from a user named, bam!, and he said... -My comment question of the day is: what's your favorite sauce? -So, what's your favorite sauce? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me forum, what's your question? (Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing) Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Like baby baby baby... Balls!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 12 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 273
Posted by: spongesebastian on Aug 18, 2010

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