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Off The Pill - Rebecca Black (Friday) by nigahiga (Closed Captions)

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-Hey guys, so I just watched that video called "Friday" by Rebecca Black and I was at a loss for words-- four words: what the hell was-that? The song is terrible. The lyrics are terrible. And I became tear-abled, because the song is exactly like the music I make. I'm just like Rebecca Black. I can't sing, so I Auto-Tune myself. While I write lyrics, I basically just talk about what I do on a daily basis. And yes, the crap I put out gets a million views, but do you know how many views she got? More! So unlike everyone else, I'm not gonna say she's a failure, because she has over 35 million views in a month. How many views do your videos get? I can't beat that. Nobody can beat that, unless you're one of these... [growling sound] Or these... [fart sound] Or even... [whines] Ouch, Charlie... Sheen. When you think about it, the lyrics aren't horrible...ish. She was just being honest the whole time. I love Fridays, and I do look forward to the weekend, especially if I get to party with the kids from Kidz Bop. Partyin', partyin', yeah And actually, she was absolutely right. By my mathematics, if today were Friday, yesterday would be Thursday, tomorrow would be Saturday, and afterwards? Well let's just say you won't need an umbrella because it's Sunday. [children jeering] Shut up, Kidz Bop, nobody even likes you! But there was one line in the song that tickled my mind a little bit. Tickled--tickled my mind? She goes... We we we so excited What is that? Some kind of cheap shot at Asians? Just because we don't know how to speaking the good? That's racist, just like the girl I met in the library last week. -I don't know why I'm here; I don't know how to read. -Oh, you thought I was gonna be Alexander Wallace. No, not every racist girl in the library is her. You're being sexist-- or Alexander Wallrist-- walrus. [barks] That was an otter. -Oh! Ching chong, ling long, ting tong! -What the hell is that supposed to mean? -That's your language. -Yes, but that's a completely different dialect. And why the hell do I have subtitles? I'm speaking fine. -Oh! Ping pong, Cheech and Chong, yao ming! -Shut up! I don't even speak Panese! -Panese? -Yes, I'm Japanese... He speaks Panese. -Oh! -And yes, that was a library. Didn't you see the book? Anyway, to summarize, the music video is absolutely amazing. If you haven't seen it yet, then that's okay, because right now I'm gonna show you a shorter and better version of how the song should have went. Take a look. -Yeah, yeah, yeah -7:00 AM and I go back to sleep Captioned by SpongeSebastian Teehee!

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Duration: 2 minutes and 29 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: nigahiga
Director: nigahiga
Views: 616
Posted by: spongesebastian on Sep 7, 2011

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