THE DITTO - Movie Trailer by smosh (Closed Captions)
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-The sequel is way more sucky than the original movie.
-Shut up!
[wind whistling]
-We found something in the ice.
We think it's been here for over 100,000 years.
-Like a really old Popsicle?
-Yes.
-What flavor?
-I'm gonna take a tissue sample.
-You sure that's a good idea?
-Nope.
[drill whirring]
Congratulations, everybody.
This new discovery is gonna make us all very rich and famous.
-I'm going to spend all my money to learn how to speak English.
-(voice) Ditto!
-You guys hear that noise?
-Yeah, why don't you go check it out by yourself?
Don't take any sort of weapon, though.
Here, just take this.
-Hello?
[gasping]
Come on, guys. This isn't funny.
[squishing sounds]
-Ditto!
-[screams]
-Someone was attacked last night,
so either one of us magically healed ourselves with a hyper-potion,
or one of us isn't who they say they are.
-This thing copies its prey.
It could be any one of us.
It could be you... or you...
or you...
or me!
I hope it's not me.
I think there's something different about Ian, man.
-No, there's not.
Watch, let me ask him a question only he would know.
Hey Ian, who's your favorite Pokemon?
-Ditto.
-See?
-We can't let this thing escape.
If it does, millions could die.
-Ditto!
-[shrieking]
Oh, please stop! Ahh...
[sobbing, groaning]
-I guess I never told you this, but...
I think you're pretty hot.
-Ditto!
-You think I'm hot, too?
Sweet! I knew there was gonna be a sex scene in this movie.
-Ditto!
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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-Oh, oh!
-Thanks for subscribing and if you--
-Ditto! -Hey there, little guy.
Wha-what, what are you... -Ditto!
[crunching sounds, announcer yells]