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how to play piano to get laid

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Hey, welcome to learning to how to play piano good enough to get you laid. Volume 1 Simply, owning a piano is impresive enough, so let's start to play some notes Hey Bo. Hey. How'd you get this piano into your dormroom? How do I get anything anywhere? I don't know... How to paint the whole thing purple?... Lesson number 1. Be Introspective The less you say, the sexier you are. Ah, this next piece is of the soundtract about that movie about that dog... Beethoven??? No, Airbud... Sounds complicated, doesn't it? But look at my hands I'm actually playing these same three notes over and over again Lesson number 2. Learn how to play arpeggios Sounds so beautiful. Oh, it's nothing, it's just a series of arpeggios Lesson number three. Say the word "arpeggio" as much as possible. even if it doesn't make sense Your eyes... they're like arpeggios on fire Wow. Thanks The only thing sexier than a pianist is a song writer. Notice how I make an easy pianist joke: is a typewriter sexy as well? Lesson no. 4. Play a chord, not thoughtfully and then scribble a few dots on the sheet Don't worry, you don't have to actually know how to write music. Swiggles will do the trick. This one would be about you. If you're feeling ambitious, modestly tossen your hair a little bit. I love that song... Everybody knows how to play heart and soul even these backwords solist groupies. so use this oportunity for a duet: I'll take the top, you take the bottom? Innuendo... Lesson no. 5. You're OK. Lesson no. 5. Piano benches are ridiculously small, so use this to your advantage. Welcome, yeah... Running up at the top... When did you learn how to play piano? When do people learn anything? What is learning? What is a piano?Are we here? Is this real?... You know? Yeaaah... Arpeggio... Lesson no. 6. An octave spans 8 keys, but that's all technical mombo-jumbo gipsy talk, more importantly than that, it lets you show off how big your hands are. Wow... that's big hands... So now you know pianno enough to get you laid. So if you wanna get real lessons that's paid, that's fine, but... if not, I'm gonna turn my head ...aaah... whatever If you liked this video cassette you'll love Learning how to play the recorder to look nostalgic So... remember third grade?

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Duration: 3 minutes and 7 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
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Posted by: cmassalle on Sep 8, 2011

How many octaves does it take to get to a girl's heart? We have no idea.

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