Dear Rights Holders

Dear rights holders I appear before you on my knees. I am a thief, a scoundrel, a villain, a traitor The whole world trembles at my crimes. Since childhood, I have chosen the criminal path I enrolled at a local library. And once a week I took something without paying a single person for it. I borrowed books from friends Without paying the copyright holder I shared my personal library with people And even read aloud to children. I have listened for free, like a dishonest scoundral While people sing Tsoi with their guitars without your permission. I have sung in subways myself, without sharing the profits with you. I went to visit friends with my hard drive. I have copied music from cassettes And even stooped so low As to download films from the internet And rip them from DVDs. I have told people the contents of films and books Depriving you of legitimate income. I have been doing this For many, many years. But today I, on my knees Ask for your forgiveness. And I am doing something that will without doubt Redeem me for all of my crimes. Dear rights holders, this is a real note And now, we are completely settled: I have listened to music that you own And you have seen money that I own But if you think that I have not paid all of my debt I am ready to repay you again. Watch this video until my debts are gone Enjoy my money as many times as you like!