Mean Kitty Parody
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(What the Buck) Have you seen Mean Kitty in high definition?
It's life changing.
(Nalts) Hello?
(Zack Scott) Nalts, it's Scott.
(Nalts) Hey, Zack.
(Zack) We need to do something about this mean kitty.
His channel is way too popular and he's a cat.
(Nalts) OK, tell me about it Zack.
I have like 700 videos and he's about to pass me on the subscriber...
Hold on a second, I've got another call, I'll three-way.
Hello?
(Peter Coffin) Nalts, it's Scott.
(Nalts) OK, nice try Coffin, 'cause I know it's you.
I've got Zack on the other line.
(Peter) You can call me Peter if you'd like.
(Nalts) I don't want to, OK? And stop calling me!
(Zack) Fighting with each other isn't going to help.
We all have a common threat: a cute little cat with a hip rap song.
(Peter) Well, we could make a song parody.
(Nalts) Oh, come on! That's your answer to everything. It's...
(Zack) Perfect.
Let's do it.
...Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty...
(Peter Coffin) I heard a little ditty about a few months back
A catchy tune about a kitty, now a pain in my crack
This kitty's got his own channel due to popularity
The little kitty in the vid, he's got more subscribers than me
I'm more than a little shifty. I'll come up with a plan
Try to get more popular by exploiting my cat
I could get my cat to do things that would cause a lot of laughter
Like riding on a Roomba, watching TV, chasing after
What is on the screen though he doesn't know that it's not real
Get him to do that stuff easily and with zeal
Grab my camera, quench my thirst for attention
I can hear my name getting that big television mention
Hit record and I remember that my cat proved
I'm honestly lucky if that cat even moves
He's old fat and lazy, and doesn't do a thing
He's keeping me off the front page and that's why I sing
Hey lazy kitty where the heck's all your fight?
How can I make bank if you don't bite, fight, bite?
Hey lazy kitty where the heck's all your fight?
How can I make bank if you don't bite, fight, bite?
Hey little kitty where the heck's all your fight?
How can I make bank if you don't bite, fight, bite?
Hey little kitty where the heck's all your fight?
How can I make bank if you don't bite?
(Zack Scott) Where's everyone? Why aren't they watching me?
I make vidoes of my pets accosting me
And I've been doing it since 2006
Yet Cory got so famous that it makes me sick
I know that you're probably watching me in your room
Concentrating, contemplating on subscribing soon
But you see the Mean Kitty and you change your mind
Once again it seems I'm declined
But I got cats, not one but two
And I got a little dog who is so so cute
And I makes some videos that get a lot of views
Otto, Egon, and Izzy have been in a few
But I don't have a million fans
I get paid every month, but not twenty grand
I've never met Tyra Banks or been on TV
I've got three times the poop, not three times the green
Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck?
I just want to make a buck, buck, buck
Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck?
I just want to make a buck, buck, buck
Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck?
I just want to make a buck, buck, buck
Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck?
I just want to make a buck
(Nalts) The market's cornered and YouTube's mine
Cat not gonna take away the time
I put into gettin' all these people watchin' me
Aw, man! He's catchin' up to me
Man, I hate this cat! My ego's bruised
Send Mrs. Safety a case of poisoned cat food
And every wakin' moment I got kitty in my sight
So, Ding! Kitty I make goin' be tight
I could send a few of my viewers away
Convince his owner Cory not to get him spayed
Yeah, I could be a mean kitty's entourage team
Ah, who am I kiddin'? It's just a pipe dream
Look at him now. I accept that he's won
What he did took me years instead of couple of months
My mean parakeets somethin' I forgot to mention
Except you all know, I just want attention
Hey mean kitty, what is with all the views?
Little bitty kitty on the news, news, news
Hey mean kitty, what is with all the views?
Kitty, kitty, kitty smells like poo, poo, poo
Hey little kitty, what is with all the views?
Little kitty is so blues, blues, blues
Hey little kitty, what is with all the views?
Little kitty can made the blues, blues, blues
...Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty...
Little kitty's smelly like a, like a poo poo
Mad props out to rappers.
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