Mean Kitty Parody

(What the Buck) Have you seen Mean Kitty in high definition? It's life changing. (Nalts) Hello? (Zack Scott) Nalts, it's Scott. (Nalts) Hey, Zack. (Zack) We need to do something about this mean kitty. His channel is way too popular and he's a cat. (Nalts) OK, tell me about it Zack. I have like 700 videos and he's about to pass me on the subscriber... Hold on a second, I've got another call, I'll three-way. Hello? (Peter Coffin) Nalts, it's Scott. (Nalts) OK, nice try Coffin, 'cause I know it's you. I've got Zack on the other line. (Peter) You can call me Peter if you'd like. (Nalts) I don't want to, OK? And stop calling me! (Zack) Fighting with each other isn't going to help. We all have a common threat: a cute little cat with a hip rap song. (Peter) Well, we could make a song parody. (Nalts) Oh, come on! That's your answer to everything. It's... (Zack) Perfect. Let's do it. ...Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty... (Peter Coffin) I heard a little ditty about a few months back A catchy tune about a kitty, now a pain in my crack This kitty's got his own channel due to popularity The little kitty in the vid, he's got more subscribers than me I'm more than a little shifty. I'll come up with a plan Try to get more popular by exploiting my cat I could get my cat to do things that would cause a lot of laughter Like riding on a Roomba, watching TV, chasing after What is on the screen though he doesn't know that it's not real Get him to do that stuff easily and with zeal Grab my camera, quench my thirst for attention I can hear my name getting that big television mention Hit record and I remember that my cat proved I'm honestly lucky if that cat even moves He's old fat and lazy, and doesn't do a thing He's keeping me off the front page and that's why I sing Hey lazy kitty where the heck's all your fight? How can I make bank if you don't bite, fight, bite? Hey lazy kitty where the heck's all your fight? How can I make bank if you don't bite, fight, bite? Hey little kitty where the heck's all your fight? How can I make bank if you don't bite, fight, bite? Hey little kitty where the heck's all your fight? How can I make bank if you don't bite? (Zack Scott) Where's everyone? Why aren't they watching me? I make vidoes of my pets accosting me And I've been doing it since 2006 Yet Cory got so famous that it makes me sick I know that you're probably watching me in your room Concentrating, contemplating on subscribing soon But you see the Mean Kitty and you change your mind Once again it seems I'm declined But I got cats, not one but two And I got a little dog who is so so cute And I makes some videos that get a lot of views Otto, Egon, and Izzy have been in a few But I don't have a million fans I get paid every month, but not twenty grand I've never met Tyra Banks or been on TV I've got three times the poop, not three times the green Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck? I just want to make a buck, buck, buck Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck? I just want to make a buck, buck, buck Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck? I just want to make a buck, buck, buck Hey mean kitty, what is with all the luck? I just want to make a buck (Nalts) The market's cornered and YouTube's mine Cat not gonna take away the time I put into gettin' all these people watchin' me Aw, man! He's catchin' up to me Man, I hate this cat! My ego's bruised Send Mrs. Safety a case of poisoned cat food And every wakin' moment I got kitty in my sight So, Ding! Kitty I make goin' be tight I could send a few of my viewers away Convince his owner Cory not to get him spayed Yeah, I could be a mean kitty's entourage team Ah, who am I kiddin'? It's just a pipe dream Look at him now. I accept that he's won What he did took me years instead of couple of months My mean parakeets somethin' I forgot to mention Except you all know, I just want attention Hey mean kitty, what is with all the views? Little bitty kitty on the news, news, news Hey mean kitty, what is with all the views? Kitty, kitty, kitty smells like poo, poo, poo Hey little kitty, what is with all the views? Little kitty is so blues, blues, blues Hey little kitty, what is with all the views? Little kitty can made the blues, blues, blues ...Kit-kitty, little kit-kitty... Little kitty's smelly like a, like a poo poo Mad props out to rappers. Captioned by CaptVids.com