An Arrival of Great Portent

Did you get 'em? Not yet! They're crafty little buggers....A little lower! That better? Uh, yes! [ominous noise growing louder] [doorbell] Coming! Peach! A relationship like ours is built on trust. Do you understand that? If you want us to get that toy mastiff that you have been hankering over you have to convince me that you are responsible enough that you won't let it starve while you spend six hours in Build-A-Bear! That only happened the one time and I'm sure that I wouldn't -- [baby crying] Ohhhh! Can we keep her? No. No, absolutely not! Don't you know anything about strange children on doorsteps? She could be a changeling.... She could be an alien! We are not set up to raise a child with super powers. She could have been raised by wolves. Hm? Ever think of that? You think you're raising a perfectly normal healthy child and then she goes off and founds Rome! Hm? Who taught her to do that? Not me! Do you think she could play the drums?