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SUPER FART!

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-What's happenin', guys? So the other day, we watched an awesome 3-second video and suddenly I came across another 3-second video. This one is aptly called Surprised Rat? Yeah, well, he looked pretty surprised. Come on. 200,000 views on a 3-second video and it's just Stuart Little here getting startled by who knows what. -Oh, my God, surprise buttsecks! -See, my theory is, since he's a little white mouse, he was startled by a little black mouse. That's right, he's racist. Yeah well, somebody's gotta point it out. -What are we gonna do tonight, Brain? -Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and avoid Mexicans. I'm just sayin', that's probably what this little racist jerk is thinking. No, I'm just kidding. I don't really know why he's surprised. Great video, though. But seriously though, he's racist. All right, I'm actually not done with the animal videos. Now, like hundreds of you guys sent this to me so I assume it was probably on TV somewhere. God knows where you find this s--t. Anyway, it's just an iguana in a bathtub. [fart] Oh, ew, ugh! Wait a minute, now we're all adults here and I wanna be mature when I say teeheehee, he farted. An iguana busting ass in a bathtub? Now you can say you've literally seen everything on the Internet. Talk about the guy holding the camera being at the right place at the right time. Oh look, the iguana's in the bathtub. [fart] Oh, Jesus, my mouth was open. Yeah, and I imagine it probably stank too, like rubber ducky all floatin' upside-down. Look, these things happen, it's natural. So really, there's no reason to act childish about it, which is why I'm totally gonna show it in slow motion. Oh, come on, guys, where would you be without me? Come on. All right, so this last video is another prank video. Now let's check it out and then we'll talk about it. -This guy's rigged up with a blood balloon and it's gonna explode all over... So we're just gonna toss it out. Here it goes. -[woman screams] Oh, my God! [laughter] -Oh, my God! He just jumped! Jesus! Holy--[laughter] Holy s--t, he just jumped. Did you see that? -Wait, is that a f--king camera? [laughter] -Fake! -Yeah, I know. -Fake! -Yeah, obviously. -Fake! I want to see the lizard fart again. All right, calm down. Yeah, you're right, this video's got fake written all over it, First of all, the whole frat boy douchebag thing these guys are going for is way played-up. The pop collar, the hat cocked ever-so-slightly to the side. I mean, come on, really? Or maybe they really do dress like that and I'm just being an a--hole. Two, the acting isn't natural. I mean, they all seem they're acting instead of naturally reacting to what's going on. Notice her surprise seems fake. Yeah, someone just died. That's not a look of surprise. This is a look of surprise. -Oh, my God, surprise buttsecks! -See the difference? Although he is a racist. -Three, making someone think someone else died in front of them is not really a prank, it's cruel. And I doubt people are actually doing that to each other like, Ha-ha, you thought someone actually died, you p---y! So yeah, the video's obviously fake. In fact, if you think it's real, I know a Nigerian prince who's just waiting to get your bank account information. I'm just sayin'. "I don't care, Ray. I just want to see the lizard fart again." [sighs] Fine. [fart] "Yay! Franks and beans!" Yeah, but you know what will never...fart in your tub, I guess? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said... -My comment question of the day is, if you could be reincarnated, who or what would you like to come back as? -So, if you were reincarnated, what would you come back as? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, if you were Superman, what would you do? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 27 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 209
Posted by: spongesebastian on Nov 2, 2010

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