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about a year ago i was in this cab
and the cab driver said
the key to your life is gratitud
you do not give enough thanks
and i said, well, how do i do that?
and he said: simple, say thank you
what do you do when you're not here
i sing
sing, you sing songs?
yeah songs
what do you do?
i write
words?
yeah, words
this kid got separated from his mom on the train
take him to the police station
what are you doing? theyre gonna help you
not cool dudde, not cool, could we stop running i'm almoust thirty
you know im not crazy about that tshirt
why?
i'm your boyfriend
well if you find a "my man is a hot stud" tshirt christmas is just around the corner
he looks like he should be making ballon animals at birthday parties
im serios, im not gonna sleep with you
i made a new years resolution to not be such a whore
hows that been going for you?
im totally freaked out and i dont know who else to tell and you're my best friend
you're a mess and i'm a mess to
so lets clean each other up
can i have a cookie?
dude its a party, you can have like ten cookies
you can't just keep him he's not a goldfish
is he feeding you, what are you eating?
don't answer that
my great shame as a writer is that im just this suburban kid with great parents
hardly dekensian, you know what im saying?
totally
it's not easy to be a dork, you are worth the adoration Annie
you are worth it
lets be people who deserve to be loved, who are worthy, go get yourself loved
you're my best friend
with gratitude the universe is ethernally abundant
thank you
no thank you, more please?
im so exited, im kinda exited, im totally exited