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Annoying Orange: Annoying Valentines

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-"For a friend, you're quite a find. Hope you'll be my Valentine"? Hey! I'm not a find! -Ah, don't be so modest. Happy Valentine's Day, Orange. -Yay! Now read mine! -"Hey Lil Apple, I bet it must be hard reading a letter when you're smaller than the card!" Uhh... Thanks, Orange. -You're welcome. Hey, read yours, Pear. -"Sometimes you're like an apple, sometimes you're like a pear, either way it goes, you still don't have any hair." -[laughs] You're a chrome-dome. -Is that your idea of a Valentine? -Yeah, all right, Marshmallow's turn. -Hey fluffy face, you're made of sugar, so how come when you sneeze, you still blow out boogers?" [giggles] You're tickling me with words. -Orange, you're doing it wrong. Do you even understand what this day means? -Duh, it's the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card. -Yeah, good feelings. Stuff like, "Thanks for being my friend and not always calling me--" -A midget? [laughs] -[groans] -See? I know all about Valentine's Day. And now we're gonna light off fireworks until the Easter Monkey lays his eggs. -Yay! -No, that's not even-- Wow, I don't even know where to start. -With a Valentine. Geez, someone's slow today. -Okay, Orange, let's try this. See Passion over there? -Hi, Orange. -Whoa! Hey, Passion. -Remember, it's Valentine's Day. Try to say something nice. -Umm... hey, Passion. -Yes, Orange? -Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like an angel... -Yes? -That belongs in the zoo. [laughs] Ow! -That's for making fun of my costume. -Ow, she really knows how to make a point. [laughs] -Well, maybe if you'd say something nice. -What? It's better than what I was gonna say. -What's that? -Hey you, dressed like Cupid, don't you know you look so stupid? [laughs] Ow! -I'm not deaf, you know. -That's it, I quit. I'm not even gonna wait for the groundhog to see my shadow. -What? -Huh? -Yay! I love groundhogs! -Look, you just need practice. Why don't you talk to that grape over there? -Hi, hi Orange. -Nah, he looks like a little "winer." [laughs] -No, Orange. Just say something nice to him. No puns, no jokes, and keep it clean. -Okay, you can do this, Orange. Say something nice. [groans] [gulps] Umm... Umm... Hey! -What? What is it, Orange? -Happy Valentine's Day... -[sighs in relief] -Knife! [slice!] -Whoa! -Hey, thanks Orange. Oh, crap. I did it again. Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Ow! -Whoops.

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Duration: 2 minutes and 56 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Animated
Producer: daneboe
Director: daneboe
Views: 481
Posted by: spongesebastian on Feb 14, 2011

Orange celebrates Valentines...by annoying the crap out of everyone.

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