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Paul (2011)

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♫ [Richard Strauss "Also Sprach Zarathustra"] ♫ [from "2001: A Space Odyssey"] Oh my god. I cannot believe we're gonna see Area 51! [thunder] [tires screech] (both) Aaaaaaah! Uh, hi. Ha - ha - ha - ha - ha. I'm Paul. And I really need your help. [wet squishy sound] (Graeme) Well, tonight we're on quite a tight schedule. What's the matter Clive? (Clive) There's an alien in the kitchenette making bagels and coffee. Did you want tea? No, I don't want tea! (Paul) Ooh, marmite. (Clive) What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus? They don't do that. (Paul) Do you want one of these? Eh? Eh? (radio) Zoil, report. (Zoil) I'm closing in. I can feel him. In 24 hours he's gonna wish he never set foot on planet earth. (woman) I want that little green prick dead ASAP. Hi there! [startled gasp] There's a girl outside! (girl) He-he cannot be from space. It's not possible. (Paul) Are they looking? Are they looking right now? I got my people primed, and ready to pick me up. So what happens if you get caught? [yelling] Go-go-go-go! I count on my brain. [click] No! [gunshot] (Paul) He's kind of a buzzkill. Let's lighten the mood, shall we? Clive, when did you last get laid? [laughter] (Zoil) The individual that you are travelling with is highly dangerous. (woman) He's not dangerous. He's kinda rude. Ohhh! (Paul) What? This is small on my planet. (woman) A couple of times I've seen him scratch his spaceman balls. [laugh, smack] (woman) He showed me things. She's talking about his spaceman balls! (Paul) Why are we holding hands? (Graeme) So we look like a family. We're just a couple of regular guys, walking down the street, with a small cowboy. [groan] (Paul) We got company! Give me the alien! Get your own alien. (Graeme) I can honestly say that this is the most fun I've ever had. [reggae] ♪ Gonna send him to outer space ...♪ I like this song. Stoke the fire. [laughter] (narrator) Paul. Aaaaah! (Paul) Just watch. [chirping] It's a miracle. [crunching] Oh! Why'd you do that? I'm not going to eat a dead bird, am I? [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 29 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
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