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歡迎嚟到呢個魔術表演,我係你哋偉大嘅魔術師Chi Kan。Welcome to the magic show. I’m your great magician - Chi Kan. 你哋應該知道魔術師係識得變走啲嘢... Well you know, people always say great magicians can make things disappear... 我都得!So can I 例如呢個蘋果。For example, this apple. 咦,啲嘢去晒邊?隻蘋果變走咗未?Oh no! Where’s everything. Is the apple gone yet? 唔得,我要我啲嘢返嚟。I need my things back! 唔係呀,啲嘢全部錯晒位!No, everything’s wrong!

而家就好好多啦。And now, this is a lot better. 嗱,啱啱嗰個只不過係俾大家一個小小嘅開場玩笑,之後落嚟嗰啲先係重頭戲。Well that was just a little welcome joke. Now here’s the real deal! 有冇人想同我一齊表演嚟緊呢個魔術啊? Does anyone want to join me on stage to perform this magic trick? 咦,我見到呢度有個靚女,我知你想要嘅。Ah, I see a pretty lady over there! I know you want to! 表演之前我哋梗係要張凳先啦。But before that, of course we need a chair. 好啦,攞張凳啦(請坐低)。 But before that, of course , we need a chair. Please take a seat 咁好?咁我唔客氣啦,張凳好靚!我應該去多啲你嘅表演先得!Well, don’t mind if I do! It’s a nice chair you’ve got. Thank you so much! I should go to more of your magic shows. No, stop, stop! Give me back my chair! Hey, come back! 唔係啊,唔係呀,比番張凳我啊!喂,返嚟啊! (嬲到扯甩條鬚),攞去啦! 嘩,多謝埋你個鬍鬚。Thank you! 反晒白眼)你返嚟啦唔該⋯⋯ Just come back please. Well alright, fine. 嗱咁嚟緊落嚟呢個魔術表演好簡單嘅啫, Ok, so now, this magic trick is very easy, 但係都有小小小小危險。but a little bit dangerous. 咁其實你勇唔勇敢㗎? So, actually, how brave are you? 麻麻哋啦。Not that brave. 都唔緊要嘅,我會睇住你。It’s okay, you are in safe hands. 咁我信你㗎啦,唔好令我失望。I really trust you, don't let me down. 你遲啲咪知。 You will see. 嗱,呢度你可以見到有條釘,我而家會將去放入其中一個袋入面。So now here, as you can see, is a nail. And I will put it in one of the paper bags. 你依家擰轉面面向白板先。Can you look at the whiteboard first. 好啦,等我依家同你做個示範,幫我揀個袋。 Okay. So here, I will do a demonstration for you first. Choose a bag for me. 嗰個 - 好冇問題. This one - okay no problem 等等,都係呢個啊,好,都冇問題。No no no, that one. Okay, no problem 咁我諗你得返一個選擇,I think there's only one choice left for you. 係啦就係呢個。Yeah, this one. 你肯定?係我肯定。Um, if you're sure. - Yeah I'm sure. 哎呀快啲啦。啊啊啊啊啊⋯⋯ 發生咩事? Oh come one... OWWWWWWW.... what happened? 流緊血啊,枉我相信你!It's bleeding! I trusted you! 弊,我哋要去醫院先得。We need to go to a hospital right now! 好彩我都攞好彩我都攞走咗你張凳。Good thing I took your chair... 好彩我都攞好彩我都攞走咗你張凳。Good thing that's not me. 咁我哋事不宜遲再去下一個魔術。Um okay, let's move on to the next one. 你哋知啦偉大嘅魔術師都可以幫人達成願望. You know great magicians can also grant wishes as well 咁你哋呢度有冇人都想要一個免費嘅願望呀?Does any one want to have a free wish? 我我我! Ooh ooh ooh! Me! Me! 咁你快啲上嚟個台上面啦。Can you join me on stage? 話我聽你想要咩。Okay, so tell me, what do you want? 我真係好鍾意一個女仔,I really like this girl 我想成為佢眼中嘅蘋果(我想佢睇得我上眼)。And I want to be the apple of her eye. 明白,你想喺佢眼中似個蘋果。Okay, you want to be the apple of her eye right? 係,但係呢⋯⋯ But... 得架啦,我明㗎啦, No no no, it's okay. I understand, I understand. 呢個好容易姐。(拋咗個蘋果俾佢)This is a pretty easy trick, trust me. 咬一啖啦。好,(咬蘋果聲),Give it a bite. 你食乜嘢就係乜嘢。You are what you eat. WTF?!?! 好啦,咁今晚見魔術表演都差唔多啦. So this basically wraps up the show for tonight 我想借呢個機會多謝幾個人,And I would like to take this opportunity to thank a few people, 包括變咗蘋果嘅阿哥,Including my brother, who turned into an apple. 喺醫院受傷嘅家姐,My injured sister, who is in the hospital right now. 我最愛嘅媽媽同埋女朋友。And of course, my lovely mum, and my girlfriend. 真係一個漫長嘅一日,(咬蘋果聲),What a long day... (bites an apple) 哎呀,好痛,Oops! Ouch! 阿哥咁啱嘅。Oh hey, brother! 你走啦。F**K off...

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Duration: 5 minutes and 19 seconds
Language: English
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Posted by: plainolejane on Jul 8, 2019

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