Botany Catastrophy final version
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what did you hear
voices of pain
we can't blame ourselves
whether or not it's true we didn't know beforehand.
how you ever seen a dead body?
scientists from university of
california-davis has discovered a new
type of vegetable self defense system
vegetables will emit a very disturbing
microscopic sound to warn others when
they are hurt
Though the exact function
of this defense system hasn't been confirmed
it is certain that they have
proved plants have something similar to
a nervous system even after it has been harvested
when you eat salad
they are in pain
this is a difficult moment for our country
it is not the first time that
science has
changed our ideology in my lifetime or in many of yours
but even
for those of us who have
experienced this before
it is no less of a shock it is no less terrifying
it is the moment when our
nation's resilience
when our collective strength
the moment when all of that are tested the most
the tide has been turned
and we can only imagine how difficult
it must be for vegans and vegetarians alike
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Excuse me?
think about it
Can you recall the last time
you saw a dead mouse?
Can you remember the shock?
No, I mean
I never seen a dead body before.
but I don't think I will be shocked
You are looking at them every single day.
The food you eat
the pizza the burger
how could you not be shocked
just one weeks after the greatest discovery in human
history
there are already over hundreds
of politicians and celebrities that
publicly support this new vegetable
cruelty-free organization
Famous celebrity Kim Kardashian
tweeted yesterday and I quote:
"I am deeply sorry for what vegetables
have experienced over the decades
from now on
I decided to live as a meat eater."
New trend on Twitter
#Vegeslivesmatter has gone viral
I mean what else is there?
now we have found out they have feelings
what's next?
Can they think? Can they talk?
Eating vegetable is more than just murder
They still have feelings after leaving their roots
Whenever there is a progress
There will always be obstrctions
Why should allow such crime keep happening?
We can't shake their opinion overnight.
But here I am to warn all of these stubborn veggies.
You are committing a crime
American people will not tolerate your barabaric a..
How can you not be shocked?
Oh, ok you need to calm down
there's nothing we can do
We need to eat eat in order to
survive
and besides the least we can do
is make sure they're not in pain
and like not waste anything.
I just can't do that, Erin.
I can't
It wasted the whole
purpose as to why I started this diet in the first place
really? well
I expected this much
but I don't know you'd go this far for plants
I mean for me it's always
been about my physique
Everybody has their own reasons
I don't think I know anymore
A former animal cruelty activist just
found dead
by starvation this morning in his apartment
due to the testimony from his friends he
has been struggled with a food disorder
for several days
also happens in Davis
the local radio station has been
seemingly hijacked for over a month
it is a so-called Prank made by a group teenagers
who have played fake news on the radio for weeks
the impact and
motivation of this hijack is still under investigation