Dumb Ways to Die
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Dig a whole straight down
Try to swim with squids and drown
forget to build an indoor
Use lava as your brand new floor
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Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Shot yourself with a bow
Get it in the face by a ball of snow
Trap yourself in a wall
fight a zombie in a drunken brawl
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a creeper as a pet
Make an older pink man upset
Gorge yourself some rotten meat
Chill while you try to tweet
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Gravel to the face
Greet an elder man with a warming brace
Get into a skeelly stew
I wonder what does this lever do
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
building a big castle while its freezing
Irritate a slime for no good reason
Ride on a pig and run straight to a dark void
Tell Philip that his house has been destroyed
Forget you underwear and just wait for death
ask the dragon to be your best friend
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