French

*Son struggles on bike* Dad: I'll help you son! *Son falls off bike anyways* Get up son you don't play soccer LOL DAD Disgrace NEXT SCENE Dad: Get in the car son, you're driving *Son is still limping* Dad: No, you drive Son: WTF DAD *Both get in car* *Car engine is turning on* Son: Are you sure Papa? Dad: You'll be good #noscoped *Son is driving with radio on* Son: Ow! My leg hurts alot! Dad: *mumbles* My son is a disgrace *Son ignores dad and starts jamming out* *Dad falls* Son: Dad! Dad! *son doesn't care lol* *Limps to hospital* *Son knocks on door frantically* *Doctor opens door* Doc: Hi! Son: Help me, I am hurt Doc: Ok, 1 minute Son: Ok *Doc checks patient out* Doc: Sir, you have an earache, headache, a fever, a runny nose, itchy eyes and a scratchy throat Son: Can I be cured? Doc: Yes *Hands patient antidote* Son: Thanks Doc! *Chugs drink* Doc: Goodbye Son: Bye sir *frantically climbs multiple flights of stairs* Son: GTFO DAD THE END