THEPERVERTS'SPUZZLE KERALA
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This is Manu's House
And this is Manu
Before we enter his house
let’s enter his brain
The brain is divided into two
The creative side
and the logical side
The first 22 years of his life,
Manu exercised only his left brain
He completed 265 assignments
73 practicals and 104 class tests...
...to realize that he was meant
to be an artist
Hence after a long period,
his right brain's engine gets started
Manu started to paint
The canvas was his life and universe
If there was anything
that could pull him from the canvas...
...It was his acute interest in Puzzles
Riddles, crosswords, rubik's cube, sudoku
or anything which could perplex him...
...could distract him from art
But Manu did not know that the biggest puzzle of his life
was fast approaching
A meteor weighing 10 tons and 40 feet wide
hits in Chelyabinsk, Russia
At the same time in Dhaanupuram...
...an 85 Kg, 5.8 Ft big problem
crashes on Manu's head
Name - Suku
The so called poetic and beautiful life of Manu...
...suddenly seemed to be controlled by
Suku's Manhood
You should never mistake Suku's intention
to harm Manu
But his thought process often attracts violence
in a radius of about 1.5 km
Suku demanded a share of
70 percent of Dhannupuram’s beatings
And Manu being his close friend
was entitled for the rest 30 percent - for free!
When and where of the attack
couldn't be anticipated...
...It could happen any time
Anyway Manu's creative life came to a big halt.
How could art flourish in violence
[TV] " In its quest to fertilize an egg, around 300 million sperms are ejaculated... "
[TV] "...most sperms will lose their way "
Hey...
...Have some fruits
Manu knew that Suku could never harm him voluntarily
But if he doesn't finds a solution
his life will go up in smoke
Suku spreads his net
across Dhaanupuram
He anxiously waits like the pervert
who writes phone numbers on public toilets
Hello
Hello, Is it 9890247498
Yes
Did you stick this number
at Angadimukku bus stop?
Yes
Do you think its right?
Who is this speaking
Whoever! but surely not your mother!
er! I just did it seeking friendship
Why! don’t you have any friends?
Of course ! wait a moment
How did you know that I am a Malayalee?
Whats there to know?
Only a Malayalee comes here for Pervert adventures
I am not a Pervert
I simply did it, when there was nobody to talk
Whats your name?
My name is Suku
Ok Suku, do you have an ID card?
What?
Do you have an ID card or not ?
No
Election Card ?
Yes
Ok then I want your photo ID, address proof and rent agreement emailed to me within 10 mins
But why ?
Only If you want me to talk with you
If you send within 10 mins we will talk again,
else I will destroy this SIM
I will message you my email id
Hello ! I have sent it !
The time is up but I will excuse
But why do you need my documents?
Are you planning to sell me any insurance policies?
Don't worry. I am not an Agent
Don't I need some convincing proof to trust a stranger like you
So are you convinced now?
Yes, to some extent
So we will talk again right?
Yes we will. But before that...
...I need your form 16, copy of birth certificate,
attested degree certificate and 4 passport size photo
I swear! I don't have them
It’s in my hometown, I promise
(chuckles)
You don't need them right?
- (chuckles)
In the coming days, Suku focused his attention on Smitha
and hence Manu was relieved of attacks
Meantime, Manu respected Suku’s privacy...
...from a distance
Smitha, shall I gift you a dress?
So, don't you need my size ?
Yes
XXXL
What XXXL !
Yes, why! even XXXL is a bit tight for me
Oh
Didn't you make the dress plan
to know how fat I am?
No no, I just wanted to imagine you
while talking
Then why Imagine?
Can't we meet in real?
Meet in real? Wow !
I wasn't asking, as I thought you would disapprove
Ok where shall we meet?
Coffee Day, Starbucks, Barista ?
How about my house?
Your house!
As I live alone I don't have to fear my parents.
Let’s have a dinner today at 9pm
Smitha, are you talking seriously?
Yes I am serious. I will message you my address
But make sure you have something big to impress me
Ofcourse. But, Smitha, aren't we still strangers
What made you to trust me to your house?
That’s true.
Maybe, I am also a bit Pervert
Its me
Suku
So you want me to impress you.
I’ve got my own patented item for that
Suku, any more rehearsals will put you in trouble
Smitha, Suku is coming !
Ah! Aren't you Suku
From that day, Suku was cured of his perversion.
He didn't whistle neither did get a beating.
At the sight of a lady
he was gentler than a gentleman
But how did this happen?
Where did his perversion go?
Manu cracked his brains
but couldn't come up with a reasonable answer
What would have happened at Smitha house?
Would she have advised and corrected him?
No way! playing flute to a buffalo
had more chances to be heard
But, Why did he stop all contacts with her,
that very night
At first, Manu thought that Suku was up for some prank
But 6 months of sincere respect for women seemed genuine
When asked, Suku said he took a resolution to change overnight
Which was not very convincing for Manu
How could one change an uncontrollable behavior ?
Manu craved for an answer desperately
Manu exhausted his left brain
and his search for logical reasoning seemed futile
Atlast Manu concluded that Life is the biggest puzzle on Earth
A puzzle which has no pages for hints
A puzzle which has convoluted possibilities
A puzzle so infinite that your starting and finishing line
bend together to form a loop