солдатский юмор
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Colonel: "Show me. How well do you cleaning?"
Soldier: "OK. Neither mote - not a speck of dust."
Colonel: "Well, I like to clean. I like order. OK!"
Colonel: "How is clean here?"
Soldier: "Well?"
Colonel: "Yes!" Soldier: "Clean is guarantee of health!" Colonel: "Well done!"
Colonel: "How to clean under the bed? Come on."
Soldier: "Cleanliness is not where the sweep, and where there is no litter!"
Colonel: "Well done!"
Colonel: "We'll see how clean for the bedside table?"
Soldier: "Look! Shines like a cat in the bosom". Colonel: "It is."
Colonel: "Come on, help the colonel - an old man!"
Colonel: "OK! What's that?"
Colonel: "Well, what do you say?"
Soldier: "Can not have, Comrade Colonel?". Colonel: "Come on! Must!"
Soldier: "Pig finds dirt everywhere!"
Colonel: "I do not understand - you call someone a pig?"