солдатский юмор

Colonel: "Show me. How well do you cleaning?" Soldier: "OK. Neither mote - not a speck of dust." Colonel: "Well, I like to clean. I like order. OK!" Colonel: "How is clean here?" Soldier: "Well?" Colonel: "Yes!" Soldier: "Clean is guarantee of health!" Colonel: "Well done!" Colonel: "How to clean under the bed? Come on." Soldier: "Cleanliness is not where the sweep, and where there is no litter!" Colonel: "Well done!" Colonel: "We'll see how clean for the bedside table?" Soldier: "Look! Shines like a cat in the bosom". Colonel: "It is." Colonel: "Come on, help the colonel - an old man!" Colonel: "OK! What's that?" Colonel: "Well, what do you say?" Soldier: "Can not have, Comrade Colonel?". Colonel: "Come on! Must!" Soldier: "Pig finds dirt everywhere!" Colonel: "I do not understand - you call someone a pig?"