Skam.S01E03
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Did you hear they started
their bus already?
-No?
One month into high
school and they started their bus already.
Ingrid…
I miss you.
You look like a slut.
Maybe I can get a friend?
You invited loads of
people on a cabin trip
that was supposed to be just us!
-Two guys?!
I can see your messages then.
-I already told you, this is ridiculous!
Why don't you trust me?
I'll call you later, okay?
Yeah.
Eva...
I'm sorry.
If I knew how important this
cabin trip was for you,
I wouldn't have
invited the guys.
I didn't know it wasn't
that important to you.
It was important to me!
But…
It's also important to
me to spend time with my friends.
It used to be
important to you, too.
It's important to me.
But not as important as your friends.
I told you that
you could bring friends!
Can't you just-
-Get some friends?
That's not what I meant.
But it's what you're thinking.
I don't know
what the right answer is.
Just be completely honest.
Completely honest?
Eva, you are the coolest girl I know.
You're pretty, sweet, smart, and funny.
But…
I don't know what the problem is.
You have to find new friends!
Get yourself new friends!
Anyone who gets to
be your friend is really lucky.
You don't know what to say?
-I nailed it.
You nailed it.
<i>[Congratulations on having me as a friend!]</i>
<i>[Hey girl! What's up?]</i>
<i>[Hi, is what I meant. Wanted
to write Hi, but then</i>
<i>I pressed the send button and
so it was just H. Haha.]</i>
Hello.
How are you doing?
I'll sit here.
Hi.
Or.. H?
H-H.
Should we have done homework
during the fall break?
-Yes!
Fuck!
Eva?
What does the main
character of this story do?
She feels alone.
Noora, I don't want you to respond for Eva.
She hadn't found her homework yet.
I was just helping.
You asked it the wrong way.
The right way would be:
What are the main
characters of the story like?
You're right. I'm sorry!
I lived in Madrid.
Okay, okay.
That's why I don't have friends.
In Oslo.
What's your excuse?
Strong body odor.
Culturally.
Hi!
Thanks for last time.
-Hi!
I can't remember if I greeted
you properly. I was a little out of it.
Vilde.
-Eva.
It was so nice of
you to help me!
No, no. It was nothing!
We were wondering
if you already had a Russ bus.
Eh, no.
That's perfect! We just rented a completely
new bus. We really want you to join.
I haven't really started
thinking about Russ time.
It's really important to think about it
if you want to be on a bus.
I don't know what it's like
in Trondheim, but here
in Oslo you have to start
planning really early.
Otherwise you end up on a bad
bus, or you become a gå-russ.
<i>(= graduate not participating
in bus activities)</i>
Being a Russ is not
just about Russ time,
it's also about being
social and about unity.
Yes, think of it a like a sect.
Once you're in, you can't get out.
It ends in a collective suicide in Tryvann,
on the night of the 17th of May in 2018.
She's just joking.
Do you perhaps want to join
our bus meeting Friday after school?
Yeah, yeah ok.
-Yeah?
That's so cool! If you
have friends, just take them with you!
We'll see each other then.
What the fuck was that?
What is it?
She was sucking on that spoon
and looking him straight in the eyes.
Who is she?
H. As in, "Have you got a drug problem?"
Or H as in, "Have you got
any plans for Friday?"
Hi!
Vilde, this is Noora.
Hi.
Have you talked to Chris?
-No.
We can't have the bus meeting at hers,
her mom is having a wine reception.
And we can't have it
at mine because it'll be stressful for me.
So I was wondering
if we can do it at yours?
Mine?
Eh, yes! But how
many will come?
Do you want to join?
What?
-Bus meeting.
Bus meeting… what?
We'll create the world's coolest
Russ bus. You want to join?
No.
Then we're with three…
Hi guys. Meet Sana.
She'll join the bus meeting.
Where do you know each other from?
We met at a Ramadan
programme in the mosque.
She's joking. We have German together.
But you want to join our bus meeting?
Yes.
Is that okay, then?
What's the problem?
No, eh…
Since you're Muslim, isn't it true that
Muslims aren't allowed to be a Russ?
No, it's punished by stoning.
When is it?
-Tomorrow. Who's hosting?
Me.
I'll put your address in the GPS.
Auf Wiedersehen!
It means "see you later".
She can't be on our bus.
-Why not?
We'll give her a chance.
She was really cool.
We?
You're not even on our bus.
If she's joining, so am I.
Awesome!
We have a really big
advantage over the other bus
groups. I already bought
a lot of toilet paper.
Vilde managed to buy toilet
paper for 40.000 Kroner
with a credit card
from another bus.
Anyway, we're left with
a profit of 60.000 Kroner.
According to the budget, we'll
need 50.000 next to the toilet paper sales.
So I'll need an individual plan from
all of you on how you'll earn that money.
Is there something?
We're wasting time on
toilet paper. It's not enough.
It's important that we have
Listen, we're losers at school.
If we don't want
to end up in a loser
car, we need a strategy.
We aren't the losers of the school. -Wasn't
it you who was thrown out of another bus?
Not really thrown out.
Yes you were.
Listen, Vilde. It'll be hard if you deny
everything. Acknowledge that we're losers.
Do you think so yourself?
Hello?! I'm a Muslim girl
in a faithless country.
I'm the biggest
loser of them all.
You talk really maturely.
-Thanks.
But what do you want us to do?
First, we need to get more girls.
Cool girls.
How do we do that?
Ask them?
-Wrong.
We ask nothing.
The cool girls ask us.
But first, we need something we don't have.
A four-letter word.
"Spenn."
-Cred.
Spenn has five letters, Chris.
Do we know any '97 guys?
Okay..
Then we need to find out who from
the '97 people have the best
bus, get ourselves invited to
parties and to those busses.
Any idea how we'll do that?
You guys have to hook up with them.
Are you serious?
"You guys"?
-I'm not hooking up!
Okay, so we'll hook up.
What will you contribute?
Are you kidding me? I'm
rescuing you here with
a strategic plan and you're
wondering what I'll contribute?
Does anyone have a boyfriend?
I do.
How old is he?
He's from '99.
Dump him.
You're not serious?
She's the prettiest here.
It's wasted if she has a boyfriend.
Honestly. This is really stupid.
What is?
You can't ask us to use our
sexuality in exchange for credibility.
You're crazy.
-No, I'm honest.
Norwegian girls exchange sex for money,
popularity, and acknowledgement every day.
We might disagree on values. But this
isn't news to you! It's your culture.
It is crazy. So try to change it
instead of criticising it.
But it's a little much to
ask Eva to break up with her boyfriend.
It was a suggestion. She can think
for herself. She's not a child.
I think it went well.