Ultimate Dog Tease

Food... You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it... Yea? So... yea. So I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer You know what the meat drawer is, right? Yes? ... What was in there? Well, I'll tell you what was in there You know that bacon, that's like maple? It's got maple flavor? The maple kind, yea Yea, so... Yea? I took that out and I thought... Yea? I know who would like that: Me! So I ate it! Ohhhhhhh, noo! You're kidding me... Nope! Not kidding. And you know, I also noticed there was some... Beef in there. Yea, you know... steak You know, juicy... Well, I ate that too! AWWWWWW AWWWWWW But I went back in the fridge... Just a few minutes ago And I put something together really special You're gonna love this one I took some chicken Yea? I put some cheese on it Then I covered it with Covered with what? Covered it with cat treats Yea! Then guess what? What?! I gave it to the cat! NAAAAAAAAAWW!