Squints and Wendy Peffercorn

Every summer, there she is....lotioning...oiling... and one day it became too much for Michael "Squints" Poladoris I can't take this no more! He did the most desperate thing any of us had ever seen What's wrong with him? What's he doing? Three summers of this, I think he finally snapped. I don't know, but that's the deep end and Squints can't swim! Squints! Squints! Somebody help him! Come on! Squints! Get back....ok I've got him. Come on up Wendy. Get back, now roll him over....never mind, never mind Squints, come on Squints... come on Squints Come on Squints, come on! Wake up! Come on Squints, you can do it! Pull through bud! Come on, man, come on... What? {yelling} and stay out! let's go! go! Did you plan that? Of course I did. I've been planning it for years. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low. and cool. not another one among us would have ever in a million years ever for a million dollars had the guts to put the move on the lifeguard He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day, But every time we walked by after that The lifeguard looked down from her tower right over at Squints and smiled.