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Jack and Jill (2011)

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(narrator) In every family, there's one person who drives you a little crazy. (Jack) I gotta pick Jill up at 4 in the morning. (Erin) She comes once a year, and she's leaving on Sunday. (narrator) But during the holidays... (Erin) Jack. No fighting this year. (narrator)...there's no escaping it, when it's your sister. How we doin'? (narrator) Your twin sister. (Jill) Are you going bald? (Jack) Huh? (Jill) N-n-no, you're getting fatter and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face. (Jack) Okay. (narrator) From the producers of "Just Go With It", and "Grown-Ups", (boy) You and Jill are so alike. (Jack) We are nothing alike, I promise you. Jill, this is Otto. (Otto) Nice to meet you. (Jill) Nice to meet you. [whispering] He's homeless, right? (Jack) Are you whispering with a bullhorn or something? Everybody hears you. I put a little list together of things I want to do before I leave. (Jack) Studio tour, beach, horseback riding... (Jill) Let's go. Maybe I should stay out through Hanukkah. (Jack, yelling) She's forwarding her mail to us! (man #1) What's this about a twin? (man #2) Oh, Jack here has a twin sister. (man #1) Identical or fraternal? Nocturnal. Like a bat. (Erin) Seriously, honey, can't your try a little harder? She's your sister. Guess who is taking you to the Lakers game. (Jill) We finally get some twin time. ♪ [ELO - "Don't Bring Me Down"] ♪ You got me runnin', goin' out of my mind ♪ Compliments of Mr. Pachino. (Jack) What? This is insane, man. You gotta call him! Oh, will you stop already. You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister. ♪ I tell you once more ... ♪ Daddy? Do you know how to jump rope? (Jill) We were the double-dutch kings. Wow. ♪ Don't bring me down ♪ I crave this. Family time. Please don't screw up my pool. ♪ Don't bring me down, Bruce ♪ ♪ Don't bring me dow-ow-ow-n ♪ (narrator) Adam Sandler is... (Al) You're sister and I grew up on the same streets. When I look at her, I see me. When I look at her, I see me too. Do you and Daddy have twin powers? (Erin) Some twins can feel when the other one's hurt. I didn't feel it. Little harder. Don't, Jill. Stop it. He's kidding. What! Owww. Did you feel that, Daddy? I actually did feel something there. Pride in my son. ♪ Don't bring me down ♪ [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 1,907
Posted by: ccwebguy on Oct 30, 2011


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