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-What's happening, guys? Man, these snow storms across the country can only mean one thing: People will film themselves f--king around in it, like this dude here, who is clearly about to pull such an amazing and incredible stunt that your mind will f--k itself. -[yells] [laughter] -Wow, that was actually pretty good. I give that an 8 or a 9. I mean, clearly this dude had no idea that this rail was gonna break, even though that wood there looks about as stable as your dysfunctional-ass family. But still, I wouldn't have risked it. Even though he wasn't hurt, it looked like he busted his shin on that lower rail before he fell face-first into that snow, feet all stickin' out like a f--kin' cartoon, but hey, I admit it was a funny video. And at least the guys were cool enough to laugh it off, and when I say they laughed it off, I mean they laughed it off like [goofy laugh] -[goofy laugh] -You know, now that I think about it that guy holding the camera is a real friend. 'Cause your real friends, they're not gonna help you out of the snow, oh no, they're just gonna stand there and laugh at you, and then of course upload it on YouTube so everyone else can laugh at you too. All right, speaking of snow, don't you just hate it when you show up to work one day and it's snowed so much that the f--king building collapsed? [building creaking, tumbling] God, don't you just hate it when that happens? And by hate it I mean, you f--king love it. 'Cause let's be honest here, work sucks and you secretly want to punch your boss right in his d--k. Anyhoo, this particular video got 200,000 views in four days, and from what I read, everyone had evacuated the place, so no one was hurt. And you can tell right there that that building was busting a serious sag. And you know, when your building's all warped like that, it's time to get the hell out, like fast. I mean, you don't just stand around like, "Oh, the ceiling is sinking. That's peculiar." No, you get the f--k out. And feel free to steal that good stapler and all those other office supplies on your way out. No but seriously, I don't know if the building was older than Jesus, or if there was some kind of problem with the structural engineering, but I do know that those bastards were laughing when the building fell. [faint laughter] Those guys were just happy to get the rest of the day off. They were over there like, "Dude, I didn't even clock out man. Let's go get high." No honestly, that must've been a lot of snow to break those bricks off like that. What, is the good Lord decide to play a game of Jenga? I mean, dude, I haven't seen that much white powder since Charlie Sheen... you know what, never mind. It's a lot of snow, that's all I'm saying. Now you guys know that I don't usually review fight videos, not that this show's so high class, but I kinda find them to be a little trashy. However I decided to make an exception for this particular video. Right, you see these two dudes here, just going at it? So yeah, they kind of push each other around for a little while and then one of them gets stuck in the jaw. [men yelling] Ooh! Yeah, kinda weak punch but it connected. Oh but wait, after that dude gets hit, s--t gets serious. [men yelling] [lightsabers whirring] No, that was great. But seriously, do you guys think this video is fake? No, of course it's fake, but it's a good fake. Now I've seen a lot of these videos, but in this one, I actually thought that they were fighting. Even that punch looked like it connected. No, but it didn't connect, it was all staged. Even the instigators around them did a good job. "Ooh, kick his ass, Sea-bass." My absolute favorite part was when one of them gets stabbed. -Oh, s--t! -Damn, nigga. [groans] -Damn nigga. That's probably exactly what I'd say if I got shanked with a lightsaber too. But seriously, how come the black dude has to die first in every movie? Some bulls--t. No but this video rightfully earned a million views in a week. I mean it's funny, the s--t made me laugh like that dude in the first video like [goofy laugh] I mean when I first saw this I was like, "What the hell? A couple of guys fighting, this is so lame... Geezus lightsabers!" No but I recommend you watch the whole thing. And by the way, props to those Thugs of the Old Republic there who made this video believable enough to go viral. I mean I bet if George Lucas himself watched it, he'd like it. He'd be like, "Damn nigga!" But you know who else would probably like it? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and she said... -So my comment question of the day is if you got the chance to name one country and rule it, what would it be? -Okay, so you have the chance to name a country and rule it, so what is the name of the country you're gonna rule? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. Damn, nigga! So tell me guys, what's your favorite toy? [My Balls playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian [goofy laugh]

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Duration: 5 minutes and 36 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 221
Posted by: spongesebastian on Feb 9, 2011

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