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Due Date (2010)

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(Zach as Ethan) My father always had a saying. When a day starts like this, it's all uphill from here. (Downey as Peter) Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here. (Ethan) But everybody wants to be up. Nobody wants to be down. So, it's all uphill from here. (Peter) But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad didn't know what the [horn honks] he was talking about. You're on the "no fly" list. We are having this baby on Friday. How do you expect to get home? [car alarm] (Ethan) Hey - you want to ride with us? [dog whimpers] Crisis averted, I'm driving. (Peter) So how...((Ethan) Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just got this killer perm and it needs some major upkeep. (Peter) So that's what I'm dealing with. (Ethan) We'll be traveling for a few days and it wouldn't hurt to get to know each other. What's your favorite color? What age did you lose your virginity? I was 9 years old. Great gal. Great gal. Sheila Pimples. I need to make a pit stop. (clerk) We close in 5 minutes. I have reservations at Chili's. You have reservations at Chili's? That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on Wednesday, Aaaah! I despise who you are at a cellular level. Okay, I've heard that before, and I'm trying to work on it. [spits or sneezes at dog] [dog growls] I....have never... [cell phone ringing] Hello dear. Where are you? In the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute. Did you say the Grand Canyon? No! Wait! (Ethan) I'm getting you home safe, okay? I'm going to kiss you. Stop, Peter, I'm driving, aaa-owww. What was that? (cop) Why are your eyes so glassy - have you been partying? No, I have glaucoma. What about the dog? 'Cause his eyes are glassy too. ♪ You better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self ♪ Is that a dip that's coming up? I'm already ahead of you. Real hard. [laughing] Another one. Why do you have this? (Ethan) This is my daddy. Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? Because he's dead, Peter. Dad, you were like a father to me. I coulda sworn that it was renamed. Not correct. Not correct. This is the Grand Canyon, not the Hoover Dam. I know it's not the Hoover Dam - that was built by the pilgrims. Also incorrect. ♪ Hey - you better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self ♪ This coffee is horrible. It tastes like cat ltter. I think it tastes delicious. I just used the coffee that you guys brought. (Peter) Oh boy. His dad's remains were in the can. [gasping] Oh god. I'm so stupid. ♪ Check yo'self, check yo' self, check yo'self♪ [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Producer: Moviefone
Views: 1,875
Posted by: ccwebguy on Oct 11, 2010

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