Dan Soder

I currently live in New York City, which is – yeah-yeah, you know – It’s there. I’ll be living in New York City about 6 years now and of my first move there I've huge fears of get be mugged. Constantly. Like, every time I leave the house is like: “Here you comes! Someone’s get take everything!” I get over my fear cause only (???) trick, and now I uses this trick all the time. Whenever I think somebody might try to beat me or mug me, I fake a Russian accent! You’re welcome! It’s genius! So, I walk at home at late night. Two dangerous … walk at me. - Yo, man! You know yo neiborhud journey? - You think this bad neighborhood? Russian are the scariest white people! If earned it! I so scare them, and if I lost, dangerously lost, there is no way I ask for a Russians for the actions! This look: “- Sir, please help me! How I get to the subway? – The subway? Walk down street and throw on corner! – Pfffff… Yeah, screw that, I think I miss everything and stay lose. Thank you very much!