Dan Soder
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I currently live in New York City, which is – yeah-yeah, you know – It’s there.
I’ll be living in New York City about 6 years now and of my first move there I've huge fears of get be mugged. Constantly.
Like, every time I leave the house is like: “Here you comes! Someone’s get take everything!”
I get over my fear cause only (???) trick, and now I uses this trick all the time.
Whenever I think somebody might try to beat me or mug me, I fake a Russian accent!
You’re welcome! It’s genius!
So, I walk at home at late night. Two dangerous … walk at me.
- Yo, man! You know yo neiborhud journey?
- You think this bad neighborhood?
Russian are the scariest white people! If earned it!
I so scare them, and if I lost, dangerously lost, there is no way I ask for a Russians for the actions!
This look: “- Sir, please help me! How I get to the subway?
– The subway? Walk down street and throw on corner!
– Pfffff… Yeah, screw that, I think I miss everything and stay lose.
Thank you very much!