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-What's happening guys? All right, here's the thing. If you're a penguin, feel free to dance around and have a good time, but don't f--k around and jump on a sea lion. Now I don't know what that penguin was thinking or why that sea lion needed to be so melodramatic about the whole thing. -Oh, no he didn't. -But I do know that that penguin is brave as hell. Apparently, Happy Feet plus gigantic balls equals a penguin. No but this video got a half million views in two weeks but it just goes to show you that even in the animal kingdom, everyone picks on the fat kid. -Fatty fatty 2x4. Wake up, fatass. -Oh! -Now I'm honestly not sure why he didn't snatch that penguin up and eat him with a side of Nutella. But no, his lazy ass goes right back to sleep. -[snores] -Look at him there, lazy ass. "Just five more minutes Mom." Listen if you're a sea lion and you're way too lazy get up and eat a penguin, that's like a whole other level of lazy. All right, if you're a straight male, then you probably don't know much about Liza Minnelli. All right so here we got some footage of her in an interview and I don't know much about her, I know that she sings, I know that she acts and I also know that I am like in love with her now 'cause she did this hour-long interview and someone clipped a two-second soundbite from that interview. Here it is, here's the two seconds. -Balls to you! -Yeah, that's it. Ballz to you! Yeah, now that clip's been floating around, it was posted like three days ago and suddenly it's everybody's catchphrase. -Balls to you! -Now I don't know why she said it. I don't know the context. I can't imagine what the interviewer could've asked her to get her to say, -Balls to you! -But everyone told me the rest of the interview went normal and that... -Balls to you! -Was just one soundbite and she wasn't yelling, "Balls to you" to everyone. I mean, I would've yelled it to everyone, but she didn't. But I'm on board. Balls to you is hilarious. It's probably the best video that you've ever watched, you just don't realize it yet. Don't worry, you'll get it in like a week. You'll wake up in the middle of the night like, "Oh, balls to me." And I sincerely hope that one of those YouTube guys makes a Balls To You remix. -Balls to you, b-balls to you -Yeah, or something like that. Come on, balls to you doesn't have to be insulting. It could be a term of endearment. Balls to you guy, sir. [chuckles] Balls to you, sir. Now I remember you guys sent me this video like a year ago and I thought it was funny but I didn't get time to review it. But now suddenly the video's blown up, which suggests that it aired on TV somewhere. Now the concept of the video is simple. A couple of stoners roll up to Taco Bell and order their food, but you know, as Elmo. -Soft taco. -[Elmo voice]: Soft taco. With sour cream and a Pepsi. -I want a chalupa, with no lettuce or tomato. -A little chalupa. No lettuce or tomato And I need a number nine again with no sour cream. -Yeah, well, that's not a bad Elmo impression. Yeah, the video's funny, it's a decent prank I admit it. The video's now at over a 100,000 views and it's gaining fast. But you know, my question is, what the f--k is Elmo doing at Taco Bell? I always just assumed that Elmo was on a strict diet of, you know, sunshine and unicorn meat. But no, he apparently eats the sh--ty Mexican food that even real Mexicans don't even eat. Now if you listen closely at the end of the video, you can actually hear the cashier laughing. -Elmo needs lemonade. -Lemonade? -Yes, ma'am. -[laughs] -Let's be honest. The cashier finds it funny. She's probably high too. You know this is probably the best thing to happen to a Taco Bell worker since that f--king chihuahua died. Yeah, I do have one criticism though. You know, Elmo's a Muppet and it would've been ten times funnier if another Muppet had answered back like, "Uh, this is Kermit the Frog here and you need to take your punk-ass back to Burger King." Or, if Liza Minnelli worked there and was suddenly like, -Balls to you! -But I didn't order any balls. Well, you're getting 'em. But you know what probably did order balls? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and he said... -What do you think Ray does on his spare time? -So, what do you think I do with my spare time? This should be good. Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, if everyone humps like rabbits, what do rabbits hump like? [Ball to You remix playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -And that will conclude Elmo's order.

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Duration: 5 minutes and 13 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 457
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 12, 2011

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