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Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show Marlee Matlin Bit

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(applause) -You know, we do a lot of celebrity gags on "Family Guy" where we make fun of a lot of celebrities. And one of our favorites, though, was a gag in which Marlee Matlin calls Moviefone. And it went something like this. (Moviefone voice): Welcome to Moviefone. Please say the name of the movie you would like to see now. -(impaired speech): "(500) Days of Summer". -I did not understand your selection. Please say the name of the movie you would like to see now. -"(500) Days of Summer". -You have selected "Fame". -No! (normal voice): Just keeps getting funnier. We're gonna burn in hell, aren't we? -I know, I know. I'm already feelin' the heat. Now we...we, uh... Seriously, if the Christians are right and I'm wrong, I am going to seriously burn in hell. -You are. -It's gonna be really bad. -Even if... It's gonna be really bad. -But even if they're wrong, let's just say. -Yeah? -I have a feeling that at some point here on Earth, someone's gonna set you on fire. -(laughter) -Just sayin'. -Yeah. I have a feeling you're probably right. I've already made out my will. We kid Marlee Matlin, but she really is an amazing woman. She was on "Dancing with the Stars" recently, but what you may not know is that she also has an album coming out next year that features pop song covers including this little gem. ("Poker Face" by Lady GaGa playing) -(singing with impaired voice): I wanna Hold em' like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me Raise it baby stay with me Luck and intuition play the Cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh Ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot Show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh Ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot Show him what I've got Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face P-p-p-poker face P-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face P-p-poker face Oh, are you still playing? Oh, you are. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I wanna roll with him A hard pair we will be A little gambling is Fun when you're with me (audience cheering) Russian Roulette is not... (normal voice): Oh, (bleep). -Shut up! -I just, no no, I just wanted to say I'm a really, really big fan of yours. "Children of a Lesser God" was amazing; you won an award. And your book was so candid and so courageous. And your work on "The West Wing" is incredible. -W-w-wait, shut up! You're embarrassing yourself. You think it feels good being made fun of? How about I do an impression of you? Let me do it. I'm Alex. I'm an arrogant little whore. (laughter) All I do is not exercise. Eat Oreos. (laughter) And complain that I'm not in more movies. (laughter) Here's me walking down the street. (laughter) Does that feel good? -No. -Huh? -No, it doesn't, Ms. Matlin. -Does it? -No! -Does it? -No. -You know, you've made fun of me more than twice. Twice on "Family Guy". Did you ever think once of calling me and asking me to use my own voice? -No, no, I swear, Ms. Matlin, we did, we called, but he phone just rang and rang. (laughter) -You want to learn some sign language? -Yeah. -Yeah? (bleep) (laughter and applause) Captioned by SpongeSebastian for CaptVids.com

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Duration: 4 minutes and 47 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: FOX
Director: FOX
Views: 16,050
Posted by: spongesebastian on Mar 29, 2010

Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein fake fun of Marlee Matlin. Captioned by Sebastian for CaptVids.com

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