Extra Medium bit at Magoby's Joke House

I got this shirt the other day You guys ever go shopping and you realize you have to go a size up? It's like the worst feeling ever I was at Old Navy the other day and I asked the cashier I was like hey do you guys have like an extra medium? She was like you want two of the same shirts? I was like no, no.. like a bigger medium She was like so, a large? I was like NO BITCH I'M A MEDIUM I should have just went to Kohls I hear that Kohls released this new clothing size for bigger girls called O-X which is kind of cute I feel like the marketing department was like yeah it stands for hugs and kisses And we all were like no that spells ox Like yeah let me get those pants in size P-I-G please That That makes me feel good