Civ Pro Project2

Today I don't feel like filing anything Don't care if it's in State or Fed (Court) Should the pleading standard be heightened I really don't care in the slightest 'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything Running out of time, Statute of Limitations Get my act together and start depositions But first we need to file a complaint Write a solid complaint, 'cause the judges are bossy Open up the Rules (FRCP) and learn how to 'Wassi' 'Cause in this Court he's the freaking man Oh 12(g), I'll waive it I'll waive it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like filing anything Don't care if it's in State or Fed Should the pleading standard be heightened I really don't care in the slightest 'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything Nothing at all (AWFUL WOO - HOOs) Nothing at all (AWFUL WOO - HOOs) Defendant filed counterclaims Are all of my defenses waived? Better check 12(g) or 12(h) **Oh my God, that was great** Made it to discovery Wasserman is 'gonna be so proud of me Production gives me 30 days to wait Oh 12(g), I'll waive it I'll waive it 'cause I can Today I don't feel like filing anything Don't care if it's in State or Fed Should the pleading standard be heightened I really don't care in the slightest 'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything My client has a giant smile 'Cause we don't have to go to trial No no no no no no no no no no Settlement makes me jump for joy Like the Supreme Court makes a "Frat Boy" Today I don't feel like filing anything Don't care if it's in State or Fed Should the pleading standard be heightened I really don't care in the slightest 'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything Nothing at all