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Today I don't feel like filing anything
Don't care if it's in State or Fed (Court)
Should the pleading standard be heightened
I really don't care in the slightest
'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything
Running out of time, Statute of Limitations
Get my act together and start depositions
But first we need to file a complaint
Write a solid complaint, 'cause the judges are bossy
Open up the Rules (FRCP) and learn how to 'Wassi'
'Cause in this Court he's the freaking man
Oh 12(g), I'll waive it
I'll waive it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like filing anything
Don't care if it's in State or Fed
Should the pleading standard be heightened
I really don't care in the slightest
'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything
Nothing at all
(AWFUL WOO - HOOs)
Nothing at all
(AWFUL WOO - HOOs)
Defendant filed counterclaims
Are all of my defenses waived?
Better check 12(g) or 12(h)
**Oh my God, that was great**
Made it to discovery
Wasserman is 'gonna be so proud of me
Production gives me 30 days to wait
Oh 12(g), I'll waive it
I'll waive it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like filing anything
Don't care if it's in State or Fed
Should the pleading standard be heightened
I really don't care in the slightest
'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything
My client has a giant smile
'Cause we don't have to go to trial
No no no no no no no no no no
Settlement makes me jump for joy
Like the Supreme Court makes a "Frat Boy"
Today I don't feel like filing anything
Don't care if it's in State or Fed
Should the pleading standard be heightened
I really don't care in the slightest
'Cause today I swear I'm not filing anything
Nothing at all