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-What's happenin', forum? Have you guys ever rear-ended someone? No, I don't mean rear-ended someone, I mean, like, you're driving along, having a good time, then a f--king scooter pulls out in front of you. Now, if you actually laughed at that man's misfortunes, I gotta tell you, you're going to hell. What, I can't do anything for you. It's not my decision. No, I kid. I admit myself, the accident was kind of funny. I mean, when he got hit, his hands went up in the air And wave 'em around like you just don't care and his flip-flops that came off and everything. What, he did like a barrel roll. I mean, it sucks for that guy, but luckily for him he was wearing his helmet, and he got up afterwards, and he's all right. Probably got like a scraped elbow or something. Man, it's gotta suck getting hit from the rear. But you already knew a little something about that, didn't you? You know, I really love things caught on live TV. Because, like you, I'm kind of an a--hole and that stuff is just funny. Right? So, there's this BBC weatherman, all right, now pay attention here. -Now, we'll have the weather forecast in a minute and of course, it will be 100% accurate and pride. All the detail you could possibly want. I've just ... preparing for it, so I'm not-- -Oh! -Did you see it? All right, we'll look at it again. All right, here we go. They're talking, let's cut to the weatherman, and he's flipping us off. Oh, and then he tries to play it off. Why did he do that? Now today's forecast is going to be a little cloudy with a slight chance of go f--k yourself. Now, this video got like half a million views in a day. But it's not the flipping off part that's so great. It's the way he tries to play it off. "Screw you guys, I hate this job... I mean, the hand monster is eating my face." Don't do that, dude. You gotta stick to your guns. You gotta be hardcore. You gotta do it like Half-Baked style like... "F--k you, f--k you, f--k you, you're cool, f--k the weather, I'm out." Now reviewing viral videos all the time, I've seen some perverts in my day. But nothing is as creepy as Perv Kitteh. [hip-hop music playing] Oh sure, it's all cute and funny when the cat does it, but when I do it, you gotta get the police involved. Now, while she's there struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass, that cat is over there getting his perv on. He even tries to give booty a little spank. -Oh yeah. Come here bitch. (slapping sounds) -Yeah, and I know this video got like 300,000 views in three days, but you better watch out. You can't trust a perverted cat. I'm just sayin'. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' husband, 'cause Perv Kitteh's gonna hit you in the rear, and I don't mean hit you in the rear, I mean hit you in the rear. -Come here bitch! -But you know what else happens to be struttin' that ass? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam! and he said... -My comment question is If you could have an extra body part for a day What would it be and why -Wow, that was pretty good. All right, so if you could have an extra body part for a day, what would it be and why? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. All right guys, so quick announcement-- let me fix my f--king mic here. All right, on my old channel, this independent musician, also a friend of mine, named Outasight, he let me use his music for free-- [cell phone rings] Damn it. Cell phone! Sorry about that. Anyway, he let me use his music for free and he let you guys download his album for free, which you did, nearly 250,000 times. And since then, you guys have been bugging me like, "Oh Ray, when's Outasight gonna put out a new album?" Well he just put out a new album; he wants you guys to have it for free, he's a friend of mine, so I'm not getting paid to promote this like you guys always accuse me of, so if you want it, free music, free album, download it, it's in the link--description... What do they call it? The underwear? Underbar, I don't know. But go pick it up, it's free. You know what more could you ask for? Free album. And uhh yeah, I guess that's it. I'll see you guys in a few days. So tell me forum, what's your favorite sauce? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -If I could have an extra body part for a day, I'd have an extra penis!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 34 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 234
Posted by: spongesebastian on Aug 22, 2010

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