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Lauren Cooper meets Tony Blair

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Are you Lauren Cooper? Any though. I’m here for work experience. We were actually expecting you at nine. Yeah I know but Ryan had this party last night and he didn’t invite me on that thing, so I belled him one time and I goes: " What’s this about you having a party and not inviting me?" And he goes" Ohh you are invited, mate". And I goes: "Well, I don’t care, ‘cause I don’t wanna go anyway," but I did go. And it was match-up. Right. Well, would you like to follow me? Who are these jokers? These, young lady, are the portraits of every Prime Minister this country’s ever had. Is he a Prime Minister? Yes Is he a Prime Minister? Yes Is he a Prime Minister? They're all Primer Ministers See all these pictures, right? See all these pictures? Yes Are they all Rory Bremner? Lauren, come on. Is he a Prime Minister? Is he a Prime Minister? Is he a Prime Minister? He’s on an very important call, so you just take this in and then come straight back out. Is he a Prime Minister? Just get on with it. Yeah, sure. We should be able to manage that. Excuse me Ok, well. I think it should be possible… Excuse me. Yes. Yes, OK. Excuse me. Hello? All right? I'm on the phone. I bought you some biscuits. Thanks. Anyway… Rich Tea, is it? Can I phone you back? Was that someone famous? No Have you ever seen anyone famous? Well... Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever seen? I really need to get on. But you ain’t even told me who the most famous person you’ve ever seen is. I'm sorry. What's your name? Lauren Lauren, I’m a bit pushed for time. Shall I tell you mine? Sorry? Shall I tell you the most famous person I’ve ever seen is? Ok This is mental, man. You won’t even believe it. I was out shopping with Ryan and Lees, they’re my brethren innit but Lees had mooched off with some chav she met on a bus. She thought I was jealous, but I ain’t even jealous ‘cause he was wearing harry potter glasses and had them wheels on his shoes. Lauren Rolling up and down Oxford Street like a numpty. Look So I goes to her "We’re going to be in niketown but lose the pikey ‘cause his heel is going to get stuck in the escalators". Ryan had seen some runner trainers in nikey town and he got a gift voucher for his auntie for his birthday. She ain’t really his auntie; she’s his dad’s girlfriend. We ain’t stupid! So we pitched up and we go right down into the children’s section, ‘cause they’re cheaper, aren’t they? And Ryan’s only short so his feet are really titchy, you won’t think it right but he’s got proper little stumps for his feet, like them Japanese women who wear bandages in bed under their shoes. Lauren Have you ever been to Center Parcs? We went over at half term, and I was like this is going to be well dry. But it was all right, you know? Because they’ve got 200 different types of restaurants, one for every mood. And they’ve got a swimming pool with a weighing machine, a bowling alley and a tattoo parlor all under one big roof. It’s like Butlins, but you don’t get wet. Lauren Yeah? Am I bovered? What? Am I bovered, though? What did you say? But I ain’t bovered Right. You can’t say that. Look at my face. Right. What are you doing? Is my face bovered? No, wait a minute. Does my face look bovered, though? No, are you messing with my mind? Face, bovered? Top shop, Center Parcs, trainers, small feet, rich tea, bandages, Ryan, Lees ... I ain't bovered! But, you don’t know even who the most famous person I’ve ever seen is. I don’t care, cos I ain’t bovered. Out! Rubbish, you are. It was Ross Kemp!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 35 seconds
Country: Spain
Language: English
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Views: 213
Posted by: belenymaria on May 28, 2012

Lauren Cooper meets Tony Blair for Comic Relief.

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