FRENCH SKIT!!

Nurse, Who is the patient? The patient is Beyonce How was she injured? She was hurt in the Skeleton war. Thank you nurse. is it serious? yes... you are dead what?? im not dead! yes.... you are very dead but... i just rolled my ankle! were going to have to do a full skeleton transplant Its not serious!! who is the doctor?!? Me? or you? yes.. i suppose your'e right Begin the operation! These bones... They are magnificent! I..I must have them!! oooh... skeleton..oohhh very beautiful *stupid shenanigans* Where are the bones? shoot! it mustve been that stupid goblin! Call the goblin exterminator! I dare you! I am already here!! Fight Me!! Ill break your fingers! Ill break your head! Ill twist your knee! Ill eat your eyes! Ill eat your.. toes! ??? *garbling* ah! youll need a bandage! Ill.... give you a shot!! Nooo! NOT A SHOT!! *faint screaming* noo.. noooo.. Its very serious! I am slain... huh.. im alive.. *explosion* *Evil laughter* *unsurprising development* *genuine distress*\ Doctor... why?!?! It was me! Ive been eating the bodies! And now.. you know too much *chase intensifies* *even more unsurprising developments* *in hell* hey guys... Ive just had the best idea