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Science in Seconds - CSI

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Science in Seconds Know Everything RANTS - CSI Rheanna Sand: Hi, I'm a scientist. And when I get up in the morning I put on my most expensive clothes, slather my face in makeup and go to my futuristic dimly lit lab where experiments always work, and computers never crash. Because I live in the fantasy world of CSI. All right, don't get me wrong. Science can be sexy. I just think it's cool enough without giving the masses some hyped-up glamorized version of what science really is. So here's the breakdown. Nobody looks stylish doing science. If you wear your Gucci blouse to the lab you will spill bleach on it, and you will deserve it. And labs, labs are littered with crusty chemical bottles, biohazardous waste buckets in every corner, and the lights are as unflattering as possible. Can you imagine flirting with your pale, veiny lab tech while you smear E. coli across the plate? Ugh. And I'm sorry, but DNA, it takes time to process. I'm talking hours or even days, not mere seconds after plugging a slide into a magic machine. And one more thing, David Caruso's "acting" makes me want to gouge my eyes out. I'm sorry but it had to be said. Sexy science is all around us. If you need a fix, try the Internet: it's like a science pimp, hooking you up. But if you're satisfied with glowing blood, cops shooting bullets in the water, and douche bag actors, then CSI is the show for you. Courtesy of Science in Seconds – All rights reserved Only for educational/non-profit purposes. (Translators are invited to put their name here)

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Duration: 1 minute and 39 seconds
Year: 2010
Country: United States
Language: English
License: All rights reserved
Producer: Science in Seconds
Director: Science in Seconds
Views: 55
Posted by: tradottiinitaliano on Sep 10, 2011

If you want to do CSI's job, you'd better not wear like them.

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