Shit Silicon Valley Says

Are you canceling cable? I don't really think you can call it a platform yet. I already reblogged that. I reblogged it and retweeted it. I retweeted it, I reblogged it and I checked into it. This app is SO elegant. Are you gonna get the new Kindle? I saw it on Techcrunch I met him at LeWeb I met him at Burning Man, no, I met him at Davos Was it Davos or LeWeb? I get those two confused Or maybe it was the Lobby, I don't know. There was a beach. It's stealth, so I can't say too too much right now Ashton invested How is this different from Facebook? They don't even have a Foursquare venue for their apartment I don't really get Tumblr Is the Internet down? Michele Obama invested Did you see this thing on Quora about product cycles? I didn't even finish high school. He's like 14. He had his first exit when he was 9. If you give it, like, an instagram for hamburgers He's a genius It's like Pandora, for cats. Are you gonna get the new iPhone? I think Bono invested. I got an MBA from Harvard The whole Royal Family invested It's like Airbnb for Facebook Games. I saw it on Techme. Who has a party in Palo Alto? Think of it as a Netflix for YouTube. How is this different from Artio? I have such an amazing team. Do you have an iPhone charger? I miss seasons. I saw it on Laughing Squid. I check in on Path, then I send it to Foursquare. I also send it to Tumblr and Tumblr auto posts to Twitter and Facebook Then you can go on to Twitter and retweet it and share it on Facebook. Do you have an iPhone charger? Is the Internet down? Have you seen Helvetica? Do they even have an API yet? He dropped out of middle school to start his company. Can you just call it Uber?