RIPD

[excited shouting] Police officers! [timer] [rapid gunfire] [silence] [body slaps the ground] [echoed noises] (Proctor) Tough day. (Nick) Where am I? (proctor) You're dead. But you have skills that we want, so we'd like you to join the RIPD. Rest in Peace Department. Your job is catching deados - bad souls that escaped judgement. Meet your new partner. (Roy) You gotta earn that. Come on. We are the greatest lawmen that ever lived and died. Now, some souls hide out among the living. Damn, I don't know what eyes to shoot you between! [growling] There's something else. You don't look like you, you don't sound like you anymore. (Nick) So what do I look like? Really? An old Chinese guy? What about you? ♪ (Nick) Well, I guess you win, Roy. ♪ [elevator dings] (Roy) Are you ready? [door squeaks] Stanley Nawlicki. (voice changes) We're with the department of health. (Stanely) What's to inspect? (Roy) You might be dead. You can bag this one. My treat. (Nick) No. I'm not - I'm not goin' near that. ♪ (Roy) Don't tense up! (Nick) Whoa - oh oh! You might notice we're pretty durable. (Nick) Still hurts. (Roy) I've never seen that before. (woman) If the dead take over, that's it for the living world. (Roy) They picked the wrong venue to make a stand. This world's for the livin'. And RIPD is going to keep it that way. ♪ Holy - [crash, honking] ♪ (Roy) That went well. Assumin' the world don't end. Fun, right? (Nick) Don't tense up. [thud, squeaking] [Captions by Captionwire.com]