BP Spills Coffee

Duration: 2 minutes and 48 seconds

Country: United States

Language: English

License: CC - Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives

Genre: Viral Video

Producer: Todd Bieber

Director: Peter Schultz & Brandon Bassham

Views: 25,982 (12,371 embedded)

Posted by: spongesebastian on Jun 21, 2010

This is what happens when BP spills coffee. (Captioned by SpongeSebastian)

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-(man) According to the charts, this is the best plan of action.
(others agreeing)
Don't worry about it.
It's a small spill on a very large table.
-Sir, I think we're underestimating just how much coffee was spilt.
-Yeah, that's a lot of coffee.
-Well, we'd better hurry up, because it's almost reached my laptop.
-Calm down, calm down.
Boom.
-It's also gonna destroy all the fish.
-Oh, boy. Okay. Boom, look at that.
-My God, it's encroaching on my map of Louisiana.
-Hwoo. Okay, okay.
Oh no, fish! -Laptop...
-Map... -(woman) Okay.
-Fish... (all talking at once)
-Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I've got a brilliant idea.
-Oh. -Okay.
-Okay. Jones, you gotta hurry up.
I think the public is getting suspicious.
-All set.
Damn, didn't work.
(others groan)
-What? Oh, my God. We are really screwed now!
-Look, garbage will fall into the coffee cups,
stopping further spillage.
-Now there's just coffee and garbage.
-Wait, I've got an idea.
(snipping)
Damn, I really thought that would work.
-Well, maybe it doesn't work right away.
Let's observe it for three hours and then reassess it.
-Okay.
We just wasted three hours!
-Damn it! -That's everything I've got.
-The gentlemen from Halliburton are here.
-Send them in.
-Gentlemen, we've-- oh my, God!
-You guys are partly responsible for this.
You provided the styrofoam cups knowing they were unstable.
-Oh no, don't put this on us.
You know what? Halliburton doesn't have to listen to this.
We are outta here.
(all groaning and exclaiming)
-(screaming)
-Calm down!
I've got Kevin Costner on the phone.
He'll know what to do for sure.
-(Kevin on speakerphone) How big is the spill?
-Pretty major, Mr. Costner.
-(Kevin) Do you have a golf ball?
-I have a ping-pong ball.
-(Kevin) Good, now throw it at the spill.
What happened?
-(all) Nothing.
-(Kevin) You guys are fucked.
(all wailing)
(dramatic music plays)
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