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Transcript for Climate Change Bedtime Story

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Time Content
00:00 → 00:03

Sweety, it is time you learned about our religion.

00:03 → 00:07

The world was once a perfect place full of happy animals

00:07 → 00:09

until humans discovered capitalism.

00:09 → 00:12

They ate all the food they wanted

00:12 → 00:15

and even the lowest peasant lived in his own house.

00:15 → 00:18

People stopped sacrificing to the climate gods

00:18 → 00:21

and this made the climate gods very angry.

00:21 → 00:24

Now unless we all listen to science and destroy capitalism

00:24 → 00:27

they will punish us for our sins.

00:27 → 00:30

The climate gods will flood the sinful earth,

00:30 → 00:34

kill mummy and daddy and even drown your puppy.

00:34 → 00:38

So when you grow up you need to vote for leftists,

00:38 → 00:40

live in a grass hut,

00:40 → 00:42

pay more taxes to support green industry,

00:42 → 00:44

change to fluorescent lightbulbs

00:44 → 00:47

and never ever have children.

00:47 → 00:51

Isn't that a wonderful story?

00:51 → 00:53

That's fucking bullshit!

00:56 → 00:59

The climate doesn't change

00:59 → 01:10

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