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Una conversación solamente
Duration:
4 minutes and 30 seconds
Year: 2007
Country:
Spain
Language:
Spanish
Genre:
Documentary
Producer:
El Terrat
Director:
Andreu Buenafuente
Views:
166
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Posted by:
mondoxibaro on Jun 21, 2009
[ES] Extracto de una conversación inédita en televisión entre Andreu Buenafuente y Pepe Rubianes, grabada el 5 de julio de 2007 en Barcelona. [GAL] Extracto dunha conversa inédita en televisión entre Andreu Buenafuente e Pepe Rubianes, grabada o 5 de xulio de 2007 en Barcelona. Completa [ES] en: http://tr.im/Rubianes
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- «Just one conversation» Andreu Buenafuente and Pepe Rubianes
- I have a very good comedian friend, Raul, who says
- that if he thinks for more than half an hour he has a wank
- [ha, ha, ha]
- That seems to me a definition too...of the...
- [HA, HA, ha, ha] Fuck Raul is going to....
- Yes
- [HA, HA, HA, HA, Ha, ha]
- Well he's a...
- Well I've sometimes had a wank without thinking
- I've had my hands free...
- Yes
- Stop it damn it! humph..he's gone, well there you go - entertaining stuff
- I don't masturbate that much,because...well because I make myself angry
- Why?
- Well because I see myself just like this camera here sees me
- I see myself...outside myself
- Like from an outside perspective...and then I say...
- I think ...what are you doing?What...what are you doing?
- Maybe its because you've done it a lot...hey?
- well,
- I think...loads
- Yeah maybe
- But I think its like a date with yourself no?
- It's sex with yourself, well...we're used to
- go in search of sex,a shag...the union between man and woman
- or two men or two women or whatever it might be , no?
- the joining of two bodies, no?
- yeah
- so its an exploration of yourself, its that - its a moment of intimacy
- when your mind wanders and...
- and,and...
- and..damn it you get the best of yourself
- Yes?No?
- Well at least you like it
- Does it ever happen to you that when...
- I dont know anybody or know of anybody who's masterbated and
- have provoked a bad reaction, a bitterness,
- its produces this kind of bitter...I sometimes think of jjust jacking ti in
- Yes
- And it's sometimes happened where,and I dont know if this has happened to you,you go out with a woman you fancy and
- and then, afterwards discover that she's the biggest bloody idiot
- and...in the end you dont see the person you just see a pile of meat
- and you say to yourself. Damn!Fuck! I'm better off giving myself my own pleasure
- Yeah
- Then carrying on with this idio No?
- And,and,and,and...
- and sometimes I've looked for excuses and I've said...Come on dman it!
- I have to go tomorrow to the Buenafuente program, I use you like in another era
- I used Sarda or almost all of those on the radio at that time
- I've used them Hell! tomorrow I have to go on this program, eh , excuse the...
- Are we still talking about women and sex now?I thought we'd carry on a bit longer
- No We've already talked about that!No?
- That isnt...
- isnt sex, no?
- its a way of saying "look I'm going home now"
- I'll have a wank thinking about someone else
- Yes
- And I've slept like God!
- when you masturbate thinking, thats when women pass you like slides
- You know those machines...tvs (chiqui chiqui) that...
- ...more then women its tits that come to me
- tits?
- Yeah I'm a titofile, that is to say eh...
- I had a problem when I was a kid my Mum couldnt breast feed me
- And she gave me to a godmother of mine, who had breasts like that ballon
- [Ha, ha. ha]
- so its a bit like that film, by that Italian director
- «Fellini»
- Fellini
- You're a «Fellini» fan you?
- Yes, eh, more than..in a savage way no?
- I go for the body part that most attracts me, that it, that is the tits
- Yeah
- So more than the face of a woman, its more about huge breasts
- and I wank like a monkey, and afterwards I climb the branch and go to sleep
- Yeah, whats charming about you is that you're so sincere when you say it
- Well maybe some woman's going to see this and feel offended
- because you just focus on her tits, but you dont hide it -its your truth No?
- Well, Damn it! yes Fuck! tits turn me on if you want me to say
- to say that they dont well damn you to hell fucking is what it is
- I'm talking about a purely animal act
- Yeah...dont you believe it
- there are women who get so turned on by a blokes dick
- yes
- look and if they masturbate they'll be thinking of that big dick
- yes
- that they saw one day...well for me its the opposite
- For me sometimes, as if just to scare me they've said - "You're going to finish up like «Rubianes»"
- [Ha ha ha]
- Yeah
- [Ha, ha] ...like...[ha, ha]
- then....
- because they see me all alone and so on, No?
- so we could define this just to calm everyone down - What do you mean by finishing up like «Rubianes»? Ins't?
- well...I don't really know either, isn't?
- Although I promise its scares me a bit..eh , yeah sometimes I'm alone and I say "you're going to finish up like Pepe"
- Man I'd prefer to end up like, like myself [ha, ha] than like other people I know...
- «Just one conversation» Andreu Buenafuente and Pepe Rubianes
- Subtitles:Monoxibaro http://www.mondoxibaro.blogspot.com
- Entire interview available in libray's media of RTVE.es: http://tr.im/Rubianes (Spanish)


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