Una conversación solamente

Duration: 4 minutes and 30 seconds

Year: 2007

Country: Spain

Language: Spanish

License: CC - Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives

Genre: Documentary

Producer: El Terrat

Director: Andreu Buenafuente

Views: 166 (17 embedded)

Posted by: mondoxibaro on Jun 21, 2009

[ES] Extracto de una conversación inédita en televisión entre Andreu Buenafuente y Pepe Rubianes, grabada el 5 de julio de 2007 en Barcelona. [GAL] Extracto dunha conversa inédita en televisión entre Andreu Buenafuente e Pepe Rubianes, grabada o 5 de xulio de 2007 en Barcelona. Completa [ES] en: http://tr.im/Rubianes

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«Just one conversation» Andreu Buenafuente and Pepe Rubianes
I have a very good comedian friend, Raul, who says
that if he thinks for more than half an hour he has a wank
[ha, ha, ha]
That seems to me a definition too...of the...
[HA, HA, ha, ha] Fuck Raul is going to....
Yes
[HA, HA, HA, HA, Ha, ha]
Well he's a...
Well I've sometimes had a wank without thinking
I've had my hands free...
Yes
Stop it damn it! humph..he's gone, well there you go - entertaining stuff
I don't masturbate that much,because...well because I make myself angry
Why?
Well because I see myself just like this camera here sees me
I see myself...outside myself
Like from an outside perspective...and then I say...
I think ...what are you doing?What...what are you doing?
Maybe its because you've done it a lot...hey?
well,
I think...loads
Yeah maybe
But I think its like a date with yourself no?
It's sex with yourself, well...we're used to
go in search of sex,a shag...the union between man and woman
or two men or two women or whatever it might be , no?
the joining of two bodies, no?
yeah
so its an exploration of yourself, its that - its a moment of intimacy
when your mind wanders and...
and,and...
and..damn it you get the best of yourself
Yes?No?
Well at least you like it
Does it ever happen to you that when...
I dont know anybody or know of anybody who's masterbated and
have provoked a bad reaction, a bitterness,
its produces this kind of bitter...I sometimes think of jjust jacking ti in
Yes
And it's sometimes happened where,and I dont know if this has happened to you,you go out with a woman you fancy and
and then, afterwards discover that she's the biggest bloody idiot
and...in the end you dont see the person you just see a pile of meat
and you say to yourself. Damn!Fuck! I'm better off giving myself my own pleasure
Yeah
Then carrying on with this idio No?
And,and,and,and...
and sometimes I've looked for excuses and I've said...Come on dman it!
I have to go tomorrow to the Buenafuente program, I use you like in another era
I used Sarda or almost all of those on the radio at that time
I've used them Hell! tomorrow I have to go on this program, eh , excuse the...
Are we still talking about women and sex now?I thought we'd carry on a bit longer
No We've already talked about that!No?
That isnt...
isnt sex, no?
its a way of saying "look I'm going home now"
I'll have a wank thinking about someone else
Yes
And I've slept like God!
when you masturbate thinking, thats when women pass you like slides
You know those machines...tvs (chiqui chiqui) that...
...more then women its tits that come to me
tits?
Yeah I'm a titofile, that is to say eh...
I had a problem when I was a kid my Mum couldnt breast feed me
And she gave me to a godmother of mine, who had breasts like that ballon
[Ha, ha. ha]
so its a bit like that film, by that Italian director
«Fellini»
Fellini
You're a «Fellini» fan you?
Yes, eh, more than..in a savage way no?
I go for the body part that most attracts me, that it, that is the tits
Yeah
So more than the face of a woman, its more about huge breasts
and I wank like a monkey, and afterwards I climb the branch and go to sleep
Yeah, whats charming about you is that you're so sincere when you say it
Well maybe some woman's going to see this and feel offended
because you just focus on her tits, but you dont hide it -its your truth No?
Well, Damn it! yes Fuck! tits turn me on if you want me to say
to say that they dont well damn you to hell fucking is what it is
I'm talking about a purely animal act
Yeah...dont you believe it
there are women who get so turned on by a blokes dick
yes
look and if they masturbate they'll be thinking of that big dick
yes
that they saw one day...well for me its the opposite
For me sometimes, as if just to scare me they've said - "You're going to finish up like «Rubianes»"
[Ha ha ha]
Yeah
[Ha, ha] ...like...[ha, ha]
then....
because they see me all alone and so on, No?
so we could define this just to calm everyone down - What do you mean by finishing up like «Rubianes»? Ins't?
well...I don't really know either, isn't?
Although I promise its scares me a bit..eh , yeah sometimes I'm alone and I say "you're going to finish up like Pepe"
Man I'd prefer to end up like, like myself [ha, ha] than like other people I know...
«Just one conversation» Andreu Buenafuente and Pepe Rubianes
Subtitles:Monoxibaro http://www.mondoxibaro.blogspot.com
Entire interview available in libray's media of RTVE.es: http://tr.im/Rubianes (Spanish)