OK, I just want to say something quickly here about that little gang of bearded pinheads
who abused the British soldiers while they were parading through Luton
the other day on their return from Iraq.
These people couldn't have made their religion look any uglier
or any more sordid if they tried.
Like a lot of people in Britain, I'm against the war in Iraq, have been all along,
but I realise that soldiers don't start wars. Soldiers don't decide what wars to fight.
And frankly the soldiers of this country already get enough abuse
from their own government without this shit on top.
Sent into battle under-equipped because some fat-arsed bureaucrat
can't stop picking his nose long enough to do his job properly,
it's a wonder anybody joins the army any more.
But you know something? I'm glad that they do.
You see, I'm lucky enough never to have had to fight in a war
because other people fought my wars for me -
important wars that needed to be won.
And I'm very grateful for that.
And if you live in this country, and if you accept everything
that this country has to offer, which is a lot,
then they fought your wars too
whether you bloody well like it or not.
And if you're offended by the sight of British soldiers
parading in uniform through a British town
then I would suggest that you don't belong in this country,
and I don't care what colour you are, what you believe, or where you were born.
Goodbye.