XTREME SLEEPOVER! by smosh (Closed Captions)

Duration: 3 minutes and 42 seconds

Country: United States

Language: English

License: CC - Attribution Non-commercial No Derivatives

Genre: Viral Video

Producer: smosh

Director: smosh

Views: 239 (1 embedded)

Posted by: spongesebastian on Oct 16, 2011

Originally uploaded by smosh. I added closed captions so that the video can be enjoyed by deaf or hard-of-hearing viewers. To turn them on, click on the "CC" button on the bottom of the video screen. To download or translate these subtitles, go to the following link: http://www.universalsubtitles.org/en/videos/AnTeZjjJsXT8/ If you are the original owner of these videos and would like me to remove them, please send me a message and I will kindly do so. I can also send you the subtitle files if you'd like.

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-Hey girls, let's have a slumber party! -(deep voice) Can I watch? -Shut up! -Dude, the commercial I'm in is gonna be on TV tonight. -Sweet, what time? -At like 3:00 in the morning, so we're gonna have to stay up super-late. -What's this I hear about staying up late? -Ah! Uh... nothing, Mom. -You know bedtime's at 11, young man. -Okay, I'm a grown-ass man, so you can't tell me what to do. [slap!] [high-pitched crying] -Pussy. -What are we gonna do? -We're gonna stay up anyway. My mom can't tell us what to do. We're gonna do whatever we want. It's gonna be the greatest slumber party ever! -Best night ever! -Yeah, I'm never going to sleep again. -(Ian's mom) Ian? -[softly]: Not the bicycle. -Good. -[yawns] That was a close one. -Oh man, it's only 11. -We need to get serious. [screaming] ¡Mis ojos! Ah! Oh! ¡Ay, dios mío! -Never have I ever... peed my bed in the past five years. -(Ian's mom) Ian? That's what I thought. -[groans] What time is it? -Only 30 minutes left till my commercial. -Let's do this for realsies! [eating Pixy Stix noisily] -[roaring] [tinny Nyan Cat music plays] [chuckles] -Do it! -[laughing evilly] [jumper cables buzzing] -Dang it, Ian. If you two are up-- [lullaby music plays] Sleeping like babies. -God! Is it time for the commercial yet? -It's only been two minutes. -[sighs] Fine. [agonized screams] [ukulele alarm sounds] -Commercial time! -Finally! [TV clicks on] -(Asian announcer) Greetings, happy face. Do you wet bed? -Yeah. -(announcer) Have we got superior gift for you. -Really? -(announcer) We give you answer to most excellent problem. Welcome to Sumo Pee Blocker! You no go pee-pee in pants no more. Cool! Fun! Sexy! Sumo Pee Blocker! -This is the stupidest thing ever. Why would anyone use this when they can just get up and go to the bathroo-- [tinkling sound] What's that noise? -I'm peeing. Thanks, Sumo Pee Blocker! -(announcer) Scrawny White Boy Approved! -To see bloopers from this video and more, click the link in the description below! -Pudding pops. -Click the subscribe button to get a free Sumo Pee Blocker! [tinkling sound, sighs] Works as advertised. [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]