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Well, we've been enjoying quite a heat wave here in London for the last week or so,

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and the last thing I wanted to do was make a video.

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I certainly didn't expect to be talking about Saudi Arabia again so quickly,

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but my last video about that country being a gay volcano

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on the brink of eruption got quite a heated response from a few people there,

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including violent threats and other abuse.

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I guess it must have touched a nerve - a big old gay nerve.

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And I suppose that's understandable. Anyone who lives in a country

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where they execute gay people is bound to get a little jumpy

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when somebody rattles the closet door.

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And believe me, boys, I sympathise.

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And this is why I've always thought it was a great idea

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to put a gay bar next to the proposed Ground Zero mosque

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in New York - if it ever gets built.

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Then when Saudi clerics go over there to preach violent jihad

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they can drop in next door and dip their wick between hate sermons.

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Of course, they'd need to have a private door installed

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between the two buildings so that they could maintain

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their religious and cultural integrity by doing it, as usual, in secret.

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Although Saudi Arabia has a worldwide reputation as a gay country,

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they do execute gay people there, so you wouldn't expect

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too many of them to be coaxed out of the closet,

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no matter how many millions may be crammed in there,

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at least not until they'd had a clear lead from somebody with absolute

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religious authority, like the Grand Mufti, perhaps

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or one of his boyfriends.

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If one of those guys was honest enough to come out as gay,

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to acknowledge the culture that actually exists,

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and not the fantasy one they want us all to believe exists,

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I bet the floodgates would open and they'd all be at it.

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Even the religious police wouldn't interfere. They'd be too busy

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sewing their costumes for the Mecca pride parade (Muslims only, of course).

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You see, many of those guys have done time in prison, so they're happy

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to keep the sexes apart - they just can't keep their hands off each other.

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But look, I don't want to overdo this whole Saudi gay thing here.

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It's good for a few laughs up to a point

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but there are plenty of worse things about Saudi Arabia than sexual hypocrisy.

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Like the untold billions they're pumping into world wide jihad, for example,

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funding hardline madrassas and hate-preaching mosques

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and creeping sharia throughout the western world.

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Also, the Americans tell us that the Saudi Arabians

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are the world's leading source of terrorist funding.

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And this is because, although we in the West are not at war with Islam,

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Wahhabi Islam (the batshit crazy one with all the money)

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is very much at war with us, only we're too stupid to see it.

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It's a war of attrition that they intend to win

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by taking full advantage of the thing they most despise

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and would abolish if they could - freedom of religion.

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Don't bother being a Christian in Saudi Arabia.

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Your religion is against the law there, and if you're stupid enough

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to start preaching it you could be executed, in public.

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Meanwhile, thousands of Saudi-funded mosques

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are being build all over the free world, and even when

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they're publicly shown to be preaching misogyny, homophobia,

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anti-Semitism and violence, nothing is ever

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done about it because that might cause offence.

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Indeed, here in Britain, the people who report it

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are more likely to be arrested as criminals.

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Also, as most people know by now,

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the Saudi regime is a leading light in the Islamic campaign

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to stamp out free speech at the United Nations

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and introduce a world wide blasphemy law.

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However, after decades of Islamic phoney grievance mongering,

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not to mention the cowardly connivance of western politicians

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eager to pass laws that silence their own citizens,

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people in the West are finally waking up

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to just how essential free speech is

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to our survival as a free society,

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and also to the realisation that this is precisely why

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the Islamic dictatorships are attacking it.

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It's not because they're offended about anything, believe me.

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They are not that sensitive.

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They're doing it because they know that if they can neutralise

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freedom of speech the guts will have been ripped out

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of western civilisation, and our society

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will rot and decay from within.

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Indeed, the process is already visibly under way

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in several European countries where people have been prosecuted

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as criminals for holding legitimate non-violent opinions, and for telling the truth.

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And this is why every freedom loving person in the West

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should be absolutely determined that the Islamic war on free speech

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will never, ever be allowed to succeed,

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not by one inch, not at any price,

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not now, and not in a million years.

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Not even in the length of time it would take for the entire

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country of Saudi Arabia to pass, sand grain

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by sand grain, through an egg timer,

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which is all it will be fit for when we find an alternative to oil,

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and stop the oil companies from sabotaging it.

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And many of us here in the free world

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(that's the civilised world to you boys in Saudi)

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are hoping that day arrives very soon indeed.

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Free speech means being able to express an honest opinion

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(in case you didn't know) and my honest opinion

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is that Wahhabi Islam is such an obvious mental affliction

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that science ought to be looking for a cure.

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It's a truly horrible, heartless and cruel ideology

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that despises humankind, especially the female half,

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and I believe its presence on this planet is a stain on all humanity.

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And when it finally passes, as one day it surely must

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because nothing that unnatural and inhuman

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could possibly last forever, its memory will linger

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like a bad smell, as a warning for generations to come.

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Like a ghostly gibbet by the roadside of history,

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a bony finger of death beckoning us

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back to a more brutal and primitive past,

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it will serve as a grim reminder of what happens to human beings

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when religion is allowed to go too far.

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Peace, if you want it.

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If not, you can shove it up your camel's hump.

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With all due respect.