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Celebrities - Bono
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4 minutes and 43 seconds
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Spain
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Spanish
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CC - Public Domain
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Muchachada Nui
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Posted by:
iburunat on Oct 31, 2009
Parody on Bono
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- CELEBRITIES
- Good heavens!
- Today... Bono!
- 1, 2, 3...
- 14!
- Hi, I'm Paul David Hewson, alias Bono.
- Rockstar.
- Perhaps... one of the most influential
- and one of the coolest.
- BONOOOOOL!
- And one of the noblest.
- Noble rockstars like me
- maybe CariƱos Brown, who isn't either a bad person.
- Though he's a bit of a pain...
- I am so f...
- such a good person that... that makes me cry, for how good I am.
- I harbor so much humanity in me.
- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
- BONO!
- Sometimes I am badly dubbed.
- When I come from the UN, I come badly dubbed.
- The problems of the world,
- I mean, I am interested in them all.
- The most serious ones.
- We are killing this planet
- with the warming.
- Save energy!
- Now, when you arrive home and turn on the air conditioning... feels good, innit?
- How comfortable.
- That makes me commit myself for many humanitarian purposes
- loads of them.
- Right now I am supporting a campaign
- called...
- Ehh...
- "SAVE TH... "
- Well, can't rememeber now,
- it's about taking food to Africa
- the brown continent.
- And I have given my image, and...
- not much more.
- Our planet is getting warmer.
- Ice in the Poles is melting.
- I really loved 'Dracula' ice cream,
- which had cola, vanille and strawberry.
- And I also loved LEMMOOOON crushed-ice drink.
- I came up with it when I visited "Los Valencianos" ice-cream parlor
- and they asked me: "What flavour do you want the crushed-ice drink?"
- And I replied: "LEMOOOOOOOON"
- I sometimes have anxiety,
- I take the drink and SHHHHHHHH, bloody hell!
- Your head gets dizzy, your fucking head.
- Ayayayayaaaya!
- I love the world, I love the whole world
- so fucking much.
- All the continents, all the races I love equally,
- maybe even
- blacks most.
- Well, when I go to the UN, I cause such a scene...
- Bonoo, Bonoo! Bono, stay!
- we'll do an early dinner picnic!
- BONOO, Bono, Bono!
- How much did you pay for those glasses?
- Did you buy them off the Africans? No? Are they any good?
- People gets crazy.
- I get out there.
- People... innit?
- That's something that makes one shiver, innit?
- I am Bono, the one from U2.
- I am Bono. I am Bono!
- Come on, I'm Bono, bloody hell!
- I take care of my Rockstar side.
- Of U2 leader.
- Independently of being oldy,
- we still fill halls up.
- The other three components
- I notice they are kind of lethargic.
- You know, this kind of thing that spoils the relationship.
- Strange things, and I say to them:
- "let's see..." 'Coz don't you think I distinguish them very well.
- I know that the one with the wooden cap, that never takes it off
- like the serious guy from Amaral (Spanish band)
- that never takes off his hat
- that is The Edge.
- But the other two...
- Dont you think I know who is who.
- Don't you see that to become a leader you gotta have charisma?
- Something that I have, and you haven't.
- My dear sons, accept your gregarious role!
- You shut up and whatever I say.
- And if you see me laughing, you laugh.
- Furthermore, if you said we didn't sell,
- but we sell billions of discs.
- ...and people "EEOOH", and I go: "EEEEEOOOO.
- Everything I say, they will repeat.
- Because they are fans.
- EH! - eh!
- ARSEHOLE! - arsehole!
- The our last single, Vertigo.
- That's because I have vertigo
- when I've just done a good work
- I get dizzy, I get vertigo
- So I say: "we're gonna call the single 'Vertigo' ".
- It started:
- 1, 2, 3...
- 14
- That was my idea.
- Rockstar
- Commited
- Rock
- Compromise
- I mean, two in one same person,
- One duality.
- Yes, yes. Bono, that comes from 'Good'.
- 'Buono'
- Bonissimo.
- I am still that little boy
- that one day went away from Dublin
- with his head full of dreams.


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