Jumping the Broom (2011)
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(man) Wow, where did you come from? I need to see you tonight. (woman) I want to see you tonight too. Uh, baby, can I call you right back? (woman) I promise, God, if you get me out of this situation, I'll only share my cookies with the man I marry. (narrator) Sabrina's love life was hit or miss... [clunk, scream] Oh my god. Sir are you okay? I'm so sorry. I could have killed you. (narrator)...until she hit him. (man) Sabrina. Would you marry me? (Sabrina) Yes! (woman) The ceremony begins at 2pm sharp, with dinner and dancing to follow. (narrator) The Watson's are upscale... (Sabrina) ...then Jason and I will be married. (woman) Girl. [silence, birds chirping] Oh. (narrator) ...the Taylor's are downhome. (woman) Jason's getting married this weekend. (woman #2) You know by now she should have come over here to meet me. (narrator) This mother's day... (Jason) This is nice. (mother) What you lookin' at? (younger woman) It's August in the Vineyard. I'm looking for Barak and Michelle. (mother) Oh, my god. (Jason) ♪ Lifeboats on his yacht ♪ (younger woman) They got white people workin' Woooh. (narrator) They've got to learn to be... (Jason) Mom, this is Sabrina. (Sabrina) You're here! You raised a wonderful man. (narrator)...one big happy family. Well, I wish I could say the same about you and your daughter. [silence] Oh, I mean I wish I had met her earlier. (narrator) From Tristar Pictures.... and T.D. Jakes... (Jason's mom) This is the broom that Mike and I jumped when we got married. (Sabrina) It's just...Jason and I want to start our own traditions. (Sabrina's mom) There just so... (older woman) Ghetto? (Sabrina's mom) I was going to say simple. ♪ Mr. right now's a grown man now ♪ (Jason's mom) This family thinks they're better than us. I'll break this weddin' up if I have too. (narrator) Meet the relatives... [doorbell] (Sabrina's mom) Hello! Claudine. (narrator)....join the party... (woman) I want a man who's already made it. (Sabrina) Stop being such a snob. Be more open minded. Are you saying that I should *lower* my standards? (both) Yes. (narrator) ...and let the bonding begin. (Jason's mom) You need to get off your high horse, 'cause baby you black. [speaking French] Oh, they not tryin' to "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" us. She said she gonna hit you in the head with a computer, I heard that. (Jason) If it wasn't for my mother, I wouldn't be the man you want to marry. If it wasn't for your mother, I wouldn't be questioning if you're the man I want to marry. ♪ ...bigger than that ♪ (narrator) It takes a little truth... (man 1) You need to go get Sabrina and squash all this. (man 2) Shut up, look at your shirt. (narrator)...a touch of faith... (Jason's mom) Every family has it's secrets. (narrator)...and a lot of love. (Jason) I promise you, that I will always be here for *you*. But *you* have got to change. (narrator) ...to make the big jump. (Sabrina's mom) Life is like a disco. No matter how the music changes, you just keep on dancing. (narrator) Jumping the broom. It's like "The Bold, the Black, the Beautiful in here". (older woman) Huh. (narrator) Directed by Salim Akil. [Captions by Captionwire.com]
Duration: 2 minutes and 29 seconds
Country: United States
Views: 1,018 (771 embedded)
Posted by: ccwebguy on Feb 8, 2011
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