Transcript for Procrastination

This morning I got up, and got ready quickly because I had to get a lot of stuff done. I sat down on my desk to start getting my stuff done and I spilled my coffee So I got a (spunch) to clean it up And I figured I'd take an extra minute to clean the whole desk, because a clean desk could help me get my stuff done. When I was finished I realized I hadn't eaten anyhting, and I didn't want to be hungry while I got my stuff done. So I went to the kitchen and I was out of cereal. When I got to the grocery store, I remembered a bunch of other crap I needed to get. And I figured I was already there, so I did my shopping for the week, so I didn't have to worry about it while I got my stuff done. When I got home, I didn't feel like cereal anymore, so I made an omelette, and I did the dishes so I wouldn't have to do them after I got my stuff done. And then I went out to get some oil from the hardware store because my desk chair is kind of squeaky, and I didn't want to be distracted by squeaky chair while I got my stuff done. When I got back it was getting kind of late, and I knew I wouldn't be able to get my stuff done today, so I started watching the "Twilight Zone Marathon" on TV and just after I make sure I get to bed early because I want to be well rested tomorrow so I can get my stuff done.