Ehrensenf December 15 2006

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Country: Germany

Language: German

License: CC Attribution Share Alike

Genre: Public Service Announcement

Producer: Ehrensenf

Posted by: rocketboom on Dec 15, 2006

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Indecent? - That's nice to wear!
Excuse me? Hello? Ah... just a moment:
Did you know that distracted employees cost the economy a fortune every year?
American studies have shown that office workers are being distracted up to eleven times an hour.
For example by questions from colleagues, newly arriving e-mails, online shopping, chatting...
Yes, or because the boss is always phoning, asking where one is...
Sadly many employees have to squarley show up for work still...
And that when there already are such unbelievably realistic solutions for video conferences
That's nearly like a real meeting - just less body odor
Well... and shooting pellets of paper sadly doesn't work either.
Okay, at least we want to put an end to the meaningless waste of working time
and therefore here is our list of the eleven videos which you by no means should watch within an hour.
11th place:
The video from before...
10th place: Shaolin Rabbit
One more subversive effort, which can bring people to
initiate a Revolution against their boss.
Don't do it!
You may be fired,
then you'll live on the street
and will have to let yourself be bullied by Kurt Beck.
No, you should better make the sacifice to bore yourself to death at work and fall asleep
okay, that alone isn't a sacrifice yet.
But it will be a sacrifice when your Chef decides to wake you with this Japanese extreme-wakingservice.
With a vacuum cleaner...
With Wasabi under your nose...
Or simply with some slime...
... which you might have forgotten at your boss recently.
Yes, but in order for you not to panic now,
Under no circumstances watch the video!
And while you are at it: Please also don't watch 8th place:
The webcam-videos Chrismas special by webcamplaza.net
There you can see - but shouldn't - Christmassy places from all over the globe.
For example: Many Christmas fairs.
But you can drink mulled wine much better from your coffee cup anyway.
By the way, don't drink too much from that stuff,
because then people get prone for such sentimentality nonsense!
And it would be very difficult for you to ignore this video,
where those funny parents ask their little daughter if they shouldn't simply give away their baby.
Ohhh,,,
Terrible! Be happy you haven't seen it.
And with video Nr.6 the not watching will be even easier!
Because in those videos artist Laurent La Gamba tries everything to make his models unseen.
Only shop detectives may watch this one.
Oh, and this is one job in which really need some abilities. Not like for example a popstar.
That a popstar is easily made you can see in this video.
No, not a surveillance vide from Tötensen, it a videoclip
But since this one will excite you and keep you away from your work, let it be.
And now please don't think so much about the reason why we are showing so many YouTube-Videos
and if there aren't any better providers.
That's sensless.
Because Chris Pirillo also has discussed that topic with himself without results.
So don't watch it. May be hilariously funny, but doesn't get you any further.
But you could be getting further with 3rd place: KtraK, the track drive for mountainbikes.

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