Anekdotoj 3

Duration: 3 minutes and 11 seconds

Country: Ukraine

Language: Esperanto

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Producer: Andreo

Director: Andreo

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Posted by: andreo on Apr 2, 2009

Anekdotoj 3, Esperanto http://www.retejo.net

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Anecdotes series 3
Two fishermen sit on the riverbank for the whole day, without managing to catch any fish.
In the evening one says to the other:
There's something I'll never believe...
- What's that? - Stories about peoples who support themselves only by fishing.
A witch looks at her customer and says:
For 50 years you will suffer from poverty.
- And then? - And then you will get used to it.
Do you remember George who lived across the street from the prison?
Yes. Of course!
Well now he lives across the street from his house...
Captain, it seems that you unhappy! What happened?
I won first prize in the lottery.
Oh, but that's great!
Not for everybody...
The second and third prizes were money...
And the first prize was a cruise on the ship that I'm the captain of.
From a police report:
He went into the elevator and disappeared in an unknown direction.
In an airplane was announced on a speakerphone:
Is there a doctor among the passengers?
One man stood up and went into the cockpit...
After some time was heard another announcement:
Is there any pilot among the passengers?
Where would you want to hit?
In hell, or in Heaven?
That's a tough question...
Heaven has a better climate.
But hell has a more interesting society.
A boy went home and proudly told his father:
Dad, yesterday I saved 3 euros!
- How? - Instead of going in the streetcar, I ran after it!
Sonny, you really are a simple boy!
If you followed a taxi, you'd save 30 euros!
Who e a uuu...
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