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Golf is a bourgeois sport indeed!
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4 minutes and 6 seconds
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Venezuela
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Spanish
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News Broadcast
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Globovision
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Posted by:
lionelve on Aug 14, 2009
One of Chavez acolytes almost dares to admit he likes golf. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
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- Time to play another "Toque de Diana" (Bugle Call) before it's too late
- Lets begin
- It must be so hard to support this revolution
- when you have to do without or hide the things that you really like
- If we keep in mind how The Head of State has lashed out in the past
- against some golf courses and golfers in Petare
- which we haven't been able to find even with Google Maps
- and how he also lashed out against golf courses and golfers here in the Country Club in Caracas
- we will understand, with that in mind, the face made by the Governor of Aragua, Mario Isea
- when last Sunday he was exposed by the President
- just when he was asking for a little money
- to refurbish Hotel Maracay
- - Hotel Maracay is over here, isn't it?
- - It's in Las Delicias - In Las Delicias!
- - Next to the Military Club - Of Course! And it has some golf courses!
- - One golf course. 18 holes.
- - You play golf Isea? - I practiced some time ago Commandant but I don't play golf
- Oh oh! They caught Isea red-handed
- when he said, with that bourgeois knowledge,
- that this was indeed an 18 hole golf course
- something only those who have played can say with such confidence
- Right, Isea?
- - You practiced golf? - Yes - And you don't play golf here?
- Dead silence! Not a word! Not a "ñe" like we say in Venezuela
- A little smile yes. Tight lips. But no one said anything. Nobody plays golf!
- "Nooooo Mr. President, I don't play golf. Nobody plays golf around here!"
- I'm just saying, you know? I respect all sports, right?
- But right there in the heart of Maracay, in Las Delicias?
- How many hectares does that have?
- - It's about 30 hectares - 30 hectares just to play golf!
- A bunch of guys there
- Why wouldn't they go play somewhere else, in the outskirts of Maracay?
- There's no more courses. That's the only one in this region, the other one is in Valencia
- - So you defend .... - No no! Not at all!
- "No no no! I don't defend anything! C'mon!
- How could I possibly defend golf Mr. President?
- Goodness Gracious Commandant! I'm only informing you about the land
- the land where Hotel Maracay is located
- I don't care about golf courses one little bit"
- - Let's say it clearly then - Uh-huh - Golf is a bourgeois sport
- Bourgeois
- It's not like we are going to ban it
- but how can that be in Maracay
- while you see all the slums around
- 30 hectares! Right by Las Delicias avenue!
- so a small group of bourgeois and petit-bourgeois can play golf
- And the little cart! Because they are so lazy they can't even walk, they go around in a little cart
- And Isea must have been thinking:
- "I practiced golf but that was in the past Mr. President
- Right now not a chance because I am a revolutionary
- You opened my eyes Mr. President!
- That little golf ball is bad, pernicious, it makes you quite bourgeois
- Ever since I became a revolutionary I only play catch, bowls, "ajilei" and baseball"
- With that we say goodbye. We know it won't be long before we hear another "Toque de Diana" (Bugle Call)


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