Transcript for If only Ham Sandwiches Grew on Trees

At 9:45am a man was jonesing for his share of meat.

With no money, and poor pig-hunting skills, the man was in a serious fiasco.

Felix, however, was a vegetarian, therefore did not understand the man’s great desire.

Felix was aware of how the man’s low blood sugar led to anger and violence, so he intended on fulfilling the man’s need for ham. This meant that Felix would need money, fast.

Felix began to examine the ground in hopes of finding a sprouting money tree.

Unfortunately the ground was just a white cartoon sketch.

Then to Felix's delight, a local shop owner was terribly upset..

"But your a cat.." replied the shop owner, "you don't even have opposable thumbs."

As soon as Felix said that he still had nine lives and was ready to work, the shop owner agreed.

Then, Felix conveniently found a gum machine.

And his plan then developed.....

Once Felix realized his plan's true potential..

he tried it again..

and again..

and again.

The shop keeper was impressed and showed his appreciation to Felix.

"It's ham-iracle!" said the man.

THE END.