Transcript for The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight

I just want to clear up a little

confusion with the guys about

the right reasons and the wrong reasons

to hate on Twilight.

These are the wrong reasons:

Thought it was gonna be about a bunch

of badass vampires who wanted to

kill people and drink their blood

but no it was some teenage p**&%

who didn't want to kill people instead he

just wanted to be sensitive and play piano.

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That's why I like the werewolves because

when the vampire start like saying

"I can't be with you because I'm too

sensitive and I'm risking our lives"

The werewolves come in and

'f*&% the vampires'

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And then also the endless array of

"He's so gay" comments on YouTube

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So just to recap the wrong reasons are

that Edward is too sensitive, that he's gay,

and that he's not violent enough.

The right reasons however, are that

Edward is a creepy, manipulative,

controlling, overprotective, stalker.

Ultimately what you dudes are saying

is that in addition to being emotionally

abusive, you want Edward to be violent

sadistic and physically abusive.

So next time you are with your buddies

talking about how much you hate Twilight

you can just repeat after me.

I hate Twilight because Edward

is a creepy, manipulative,

overprotective stalker.