The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight

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Posted by: feministfrequency on Nov 24, 2009

Here is an easy to follow guide for the guys on the right versus the wrong reasons to hate on Twilight. With the release of New Moon, there has been an awful lot of sexist, homophobic, patriarchal crap floating around the internet and I just wanted to set the record straight.

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I just want to clear up a little
confusion with the guys about
the right reasons and the wrong reasons
to hate on Twilight.
These are the wrong reasons:
Thought it was gonna be about a bunch
of badass vampires who wanted to
kill people and drink their blood
but no it was some teenage p**&%
who didn't want to kill people instead he
just wanted to be sensitive and play piano.
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That's why I like the werewolves because
when the vampire start like saying
"I can't be with you because I'm too
sensitive and I'm risking our lives"
The werewolves come in and
'f*&% the vampires'
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And then also the endless array of
"He's so gay" comments on YouTube
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So just to recap the wrong reasons are
that Edward is too sensitive, that he's gay,
and that he's not violent enough.
The right reasons however, are that
Edward is a creepy, manipulative,
controlling, overprotective, stalker.
Ultimately what you dudes are saying
is that in addition to being emotionally
abusive, you want Edward to be violent
sadistic and physically abusive.
So next time you are with your buddies
talking about how much you hate Twilight
you can just repeat after me.
I hate Twilight because Edward
is a creepy, manipulative,
overprotective stalker.