Transcript for Buffy vs Edward (Twilight Remixed)
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{{alarm clock rings}} |
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Not late until the bell rings. |
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Uh-oh. |
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{{bell rings}} |
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Sex... |
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...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. |
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Hello? |
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I'm Edward Cullen. |
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{{food slop}} |
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So spill, what was that all about? |
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Nothing serious I think. |
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It looked like more then that to me, he got all googly eyed. |
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Survey says... |
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...vampire! |
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{{thunder}} |
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I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure you out... |
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...you're very difficult for me to-- [cut off] |
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I'm the Slayer. |
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Um. |
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S-l-a-y-e-r. |
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Chosen one? Look it up! |
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{{rock music}} |
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You know, I'm on a special diet. |
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What are you doing? |
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Here, at this table, talking to me like we're some kind of talking buddies? |
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I feel... |
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...very protective of you. |
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Don't leave. |
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{{phone rings}} |
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Hello? |
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You and I, we are gonna go somewhere, alone. |
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What? No! |
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I'll do whatever it takes, I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore. |
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{{slam phone}} |
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He actually told you, he said I love you? |
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Well I didn't let him get that far. |
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Buffy I'm really worried, these things can become pretty twisted. |
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Hi. |
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Well-- [cut off] |
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Stop trying to see me, and stop calling me! |
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[mutters] Women. |
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You know, being stalked isn't really a big turn on for girls. |
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{{screeching tires}} |
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Get out. |
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I like watching you sleep, its um, kind of-- [cut off] |
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Get out or I will drop you out head first! |
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I just want to try one thing. |
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{{punch}} |
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As if you could out run me! |
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It's you, your scent. |
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Didn't anyone ever tell you the whole smelling people thing is a little gross. |
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It's like a drug to me, you're like my own personal brand of heroin. |
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Oh my god are you twelve? |
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I've killed people before. |
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And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing... |
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...cause I've fought more then a couple pimply overweight vamps who called themselves Lestat. |
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I wanted to kill you... |
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...I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life, are you afraid? |
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No, you know what I feel? Bored! |
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{{breaking glass}} |
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{{breaking glass}} |
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{{dusting}} |
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This transformative work constitutes a fair use of any copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. |
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Media appropriated from: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (seasons 1-7) |
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Twilight (2008) |
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Twilight (motion picture soundtrack) |
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
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Remixed by Jonathan Mcintosh |
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rebelliouspixels.com |